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Is The Pineapple The Best Fruit?

  1. Yes (3 votes [60.00%])

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  2. Yes! (2 votes [40.00%])

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#21 Gimbal

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 07:41 PM

http://psychusa.wiki.../wiki/Pineapple

 

Yeah I like Mangoes but for me they're the ones that make my tongue go all itchy...not numb just itchy. Shame too. I love Mangoes. Bananas do the same thing. I'm alright with Pineapples but the flavor isn't as good as either of the others. 


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 09:04 PM

http://psychusa.wiki.../wiki/Pineapple

 

Yeah I like Mangoes but for me they're the ones that make my tongue go all itchy...not numb just itchy. Shame too. I love Mangoes. Bananas do the same thing. I'm alright with Pineapples but the flavor isn't as good as either of the others. 

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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:00 PM

Strawberry,Green Apple,Kiwi Fruit,Watermelon need a word with you.

 

However it goes great on Pizza and rest of the world calls Pineapple, Ananas.


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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:13 PM

Blueberry >>>>>>> Dragonfruit > Banana > Apple=Orange >>>>> Pineapple



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Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:30 PM

Can we get feld0 back so he can ban mourn plz?


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Posted 24 October 2014 - 02:07 AM

http://psychusa.wiki.../wiki/Pineapple

 

Yeah I like Mangoes but for me they're the ones that make my tongue go all itchy...not numb just itchy. Shame too. I love Mangoes. Bananas do the same thing. I'm alright with Pineapples but the flavor isn't as good as either of the others. 

 

Your tongue's weird, man. Not because banana's make your tongue feel itchy; it's only natural to feel strange after consuming an Eldritch Abomination, but because you think Pineapples don't taste as good as mangoes or Eldritch Abominations.

 

Apple=Orange

 

Mourn confirmed for having bad taste.

 

Pineapple > Orange > blueberry > (I haven't eaten dragonfruit before but I assume it's like a kiwi) (I'm a silly pony, dragonfruits are just Pitayas. I got thrown off because you only see the variety with red flesh around here) > apple > Eldritch Abomination.

 

Orange is the second best fruit.

 

Strawberry,Green Apple,Kiwi Fruit,Watermelon need a word with you.

 

strawberries have gotta be the most overrated fruits ever. Someone will always inevitably name the strawberry when asked what's their favorite fruit, but do you know how many times I've seen someone eat just a simple plain strawberry?

 

Precisely zero times. They always mix it with some sort of sugary cream or blend it with 50 other fruits, probably because they dislike the taste but are too afraid to admit it.

 

I blame it on the current state of public schools and the devolution of contemporary game design.

 

As for the other fruits, kiwis have, like, hairs or something, apple is good but pretty bland and watermelon has the super sweetness but none of the sourness that characterizes all the best fruits.

 

rest of the world calls Pineapple, Ananas.

 

Non, we call them Piñas around here. :P

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@Wydra: Hahaha.

 

If we go by the assumption that such a feat is possible, then that means the opposite is also true, in other words, you can make mangoes from Pineapple juice.

 

This means that what mango can do, Pineapple can do better. You can get more mangoes out of a Pineapple than you can Pineapple Juice from a mango.

 

Pineapple: 60 mango: -52


Edited by Waller, 24 October 2014 - 02:39 AM.

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 11:15 AM

Your tongue's weird, man. Not because banana's make your tongue feel itchy; it's only natural to feel strange after consuming an Eldritch Abomination, but because you think Pineapples don't taste as good as mangoes or Eldritch Abominations.

 

 

Mourn confirmed for having bad taste.

 

Pineapple > Orange > blueberry > (I haven't eaten dragonfruit before but I assume it's like a kiwi) (I'm a silly pony, dragonfruits are just Pitayas. I got thrown off because you only see the variety with red flesh around here) > apple > Eldritch Abomination.

 

Orange is the second best fruit.

 

 

strawberries have gotta be the most overrated fruits ever. Someone will always inevitably name the strawberry when asked what's their favorite fruit, but do you know how many times I've seen someone eat just a simple plain strawberry?

 

Precisely zero times. They always mix it with some sort of sugary cream or blend it with 50 other fruits, probably because they dislike the taste but are too afraid to admit it.

 

I blame it on the current state of public schools and the devolution of contemporary game design.

 

As for the other fruits, kiwis have, like, hairs or something, apple is good but pretty bland and watermelon has the super sweetness but none of the sourness that characterizes all the best fruits.

 

 

Non, we call them Piñas around here. :P

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@Wydra: Hahaha.

 

If we go by the assumption that such a feat is possible, then that means the opposite is also true, in other words, you can make mangoes from Pineapple juice.

 

This means that what mango can do, Pineapple can do better. You can get more mangoes out of a Pineapple than you can Pineapple Juice from a mango.

 

Pineapple: 60 mango: -52

I'm glad to see we can at least agree that Bananas are Eldritch abominations. Also that Strawberries are vastly overrated and purely receive votes because of their colour.

 

However your disregard for the superiority of Mangoes is trouble. I don't know where you got the ideas that Mangoes could turn into pineapple juice, and even more outrageously that Pineapples could do so better, but it doesn't matter since clearly correlation =/= causation. Because this train of thought cannot be supported by scientific evidence, I suggest we reset to the default score of Mangoes: 2 Pineapples: -1

Now if we add the additional comparison of which fruit is more lovable, Mangoes clearly take the lead. Mangoes can be hugged, rubbed against your cheek, kissed, etc. You can do none of these things with pineapples. Pineapples are spiny, conceited and generally unlovable.


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Posted 24 October 2014 - 11:32 AM

Green Apples are far from bland. Nice and tart and sweet. Best ever.


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Posted 24 October 2014 - 12:35 PM

What? No mention of grapefruit? Heresy.

 

Also, cherries are pretty good, if you get the right type.


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