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#1 grahamf

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 02:07 PM

So apparently someone's doing a live blog about an alien invasion in a town in South Carolina. Aside from the obvious (aliens don't exist, and there's no reason to invade south carolina), he's done a pretty believable story so far. But he has conveniently disabled commenting.

http://studioatgawker.kinja.com/aliens-are-invading-earth-right-now-updating-510682073

 

Let's discuss this. off hand I have a few questions:

 

1. Why Charlestown? I can think of a few better places such as Spaceport America (diplomatic), Washington DC (diplomatic/aggressive), Cardiff (diplomatic/humour), Oshawa (repairs) etc.

2. WHICH Charlestown? There's almost twenty.

3. Why now?


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 02:24 PM

FAKE!!!! Nice alien style concept though!

Charlestown though? Lol I would have suspected NyC or DC first

Edited by Ultra, 07 June 2013 - 02:25 PM.

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 02:27 PM

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First man to land on the moon, Neil A.

That backwards?

 

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 02:38 PM

First man to land on the moon, Neil A.
That backwards?
 
Alien.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 03:19 PM

Aliens are real DUH! It's just we never saw them yet...


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 03:50 PM

First man to land on the moon, Neil A.

That backwards?

 

Alien.

never noticed that lol



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Posted 07 June 2013 - 04:04 PM

I figured if their are aliens, they won't pop out until 2020 when that mars colonization happens...because technically we will be the aliens invading :P, how backwards would that be?


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 04:12 PM

Hey guys, you bothered to look at the bottom, right?

 


Kaila Hale-Stern is a writer who lives in your social media stream and works on saving science fiction's past for the future.

 

Yeah...

 

Nonetheless, I'm a sci-fi fan and it was a pretty interesting read.  It seems more like an advertisement to me, for some reason.



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Posted 07 June 2013 - 04:32 PM

i find it funny how people automatically dont accept the fact there may be life out side of earth no matter how small a chance


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 06:21 PM

There was

 

i find it funny how people automatically dont accept the fact there may be life out side of earth no matter how small a chance

There was nothing on twitter or anywhere, so I knew it was fake.

 

There probably is life elsewhere, but if they have half a brain (or whatever abstract logic processing device they use) they would realize that they better have a damn reason to announce their presences to Earth. it's cause riots and mass hysteria and stuff. Possibly even WWIII.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 06:28 PM

Haha this'll be fun to read. I've started the first "entry" and so far it sort of reminds me of Animorphs... It'd be really awesome if someone made one of those Alternate Reality Games but Animorphs themed.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 07:27 PM

Aside from the obvious (aliens don't exist, and there's no reason to invade south carolina)

Really? We live in a universe that is bigger than we can comprehend, and you think we are the only life in this giant fish bowl. O.o It's almost literally impossible.



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Posted 07 June 2013 - 08:24 PM

If anyone here has the Discovery Science Channel they have several shows pinpointing reasons why aliens exist. To add to that what about the undeniable evidence? Call me a nut but i'm 95% sure they exist.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 09:17 PM

Really? We live in a universe that is bigger than we can comprehend, and you think we are the only life in this giant fish bowl. O.o It's almost literally impossible.

Well if an alien takes offence at my statement then he/she/it is free to tell me so.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 09:22 PM

There was

 

There was nothing on twitter or anywhere, so I knew it was fake.

 

There probably is life elsewhere, but if they have half a brain (or whatever abstract logic processing device they use) they would realize that they better have a damn reason to announce their presences to Earth. it's cause riots and mass hysteria and stuff. Possibly even WWIII.

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 09:38 PM

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 09:46 PM

Someone beat me to that meme?!? Curses!


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Posted 08 June 2013 - 09:19 AM

aliens don't exist

 

How the sh!t do you know? We don't know whats out there, just cos' we havn't seen them yet doesn't automatically mean they don't exist, way to be closed minded......



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Posted 08 June 2013 - 10:27 AM

How the sh!t do you know? We don't know whats out there, just cos' we havn't seen them yet doesn't automatically mean they don't exist, way to be closed minded......

Who cares? My point was that alien invasions are not, precisely, a daily thing.


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