Just post any corny joke that you can think of. I think we should all use a good laugh.
EX: Q: What did the chicken say to the plate?
A: Nice to meet you!
Hur hur hur!
Corny jokes
Started by Kirby, Oct 30 2013 04:38 AM
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 04:40 AM
I have one.
Q: What did the chicken say to the plate?
A: Nice to meat you!
Knock knock?
Who dere?
Your face.
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 04:58 AM
What is black and white, and red all over?
Newspaper...... old....
How about a zebra with a horrible sunburn .
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:05 PM
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Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
Now thats a corny joke
bah dum chh
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:22 PM
Hopefully these corny joke posts don't get to heated otherwise they'll pop.
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:28 PM
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:59 PM
What's brown 'n' sticky?
Spoiler
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 01:37 PM
I made this up myself so that's why it's so bad...
What do you call a toe that gives kisses?
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Bleh eh eh.
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 05:37 PM
Have you seen the stuff NASA has been working on? I'm telling you, it's out of this world!
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 05:54 PM
Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
A: Where is my pop corn?
Q: Why didn't anyone laugh at the gardener's jokes?
A: Because they were too corny!
Now thats a corny joke
bah dum chh
You searched "corn jokes" on Google, didn't you?
Edited by Molester Man, 30 October 2013 - 05:54 PM.
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Posted 31 October 2013 - 04:35 AM
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!
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Posted 06 November 2013 - 05:12 PM
You want to know a corny joke.
Pacific Rim.
Trophy Cards are classy too! LOLZIGZAGOON
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Posted 15 November 2013 - 05:40 AM
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