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[Waller]

Okay, so what do I mean by this?


It's simple really, just look at the example.

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When I was little, I lived in a really worn out house. That house was so old, that whenever night fell, the windows would rattle...
One night, while I was looking after the house by myself, I became quite afraid of the rattling sound from the windows.
Since our house lacked electricity, I was left alone with the rattle of the night. I was so scared of those noises... that I couldn't sleep...
So I hid under the blankets to try to sleep, but... Then I suddenly realized

'Its rattling is... louder than usual...'

I gathered all my courage and went to check the windows, I slid the curtains aside, looked out through the window and then I realized...

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It was more windy than usual

So there you have it, go post now!

[GeneralCraezy]

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There once was a cheese man.

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He ate some cheese D:

[PipoPito]

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Cheesecake

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your mom is a cheesecake

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your dad is a cheesecake

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this is soo lame that only secret substances of whatsoever land will laugh at.

sequel coming soon

[Auzzie Wingman]

One time, I ate a pencil.

THE WHOLE THING!

[Reaper Pin]

Once upon a time



Everybody Died.

Edited by Reaper Pin, 31 May 2012 - 09:09 PM.

[Andy]

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end!

[aaron]

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end!

Andy must have gotten this from spongebob.

One time I saw a hawk fly over my head.

[Andy]

Andy must have gotten this from spongebob.

Geee, what gave it away?

Edited by Andy, 31 May 2012 - 10:10 PM.

[aaron]

Geee, what gave it away.

...And so Andy completely forgets to write a story with no point, tune in for the next episode!

[Steve]

Once there was a guy that woke up in a forest with an axe, he cut down trees... built a house.. made a farm. But then one day, a sad green thing with four legs walked up to him. He went to hug it, and it was so overjoyed it exploded.

[Mignaga]

This one time I was playing some video games, to be quite exact it was August 12, 2011 and I was playing Animal Crossing on the Wii. At exactly 12:59 I decided that I was hungry and decided to go check out what good food I had in my kitchen. I remember vividly that the 2nd, 5th, and 11th stairs all squeaked, each with increasing pitch and volume. I thought to myself, "I ought to see if I can fix those." When got to the top of my stairs I turned right, as that was the direction that my kitchen is in. When I finally reached my kitchen I slipped on the hardwood floor, because I was wearing my lucky socks. I then realized that my lucky socks were in fact, not so luck, as bad things tended to happen when I wore them. So I took them off and threw them in the trash can in order to give an example to the other socks in my collection. Moving from my trash can to my pantry I found that I had cookies with little bits of icing on them. The color of that icing was red, and it had white and blue sprinkles put on it. I guess that it was left over from the 4th of July. I said in great joy, "Oh yes! My favorite kind of cookie." However with that great joy there was on little thing that I was forgetting. What exactly was I forgetting? Oh yes, that was it.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

So there was a guy at the place and he did the thing. The End.

[Soul]

This guy went to the laundromaut

he was a girl

[CUD]

I woke up one day and my pants were on backwards. I was then banned from the nudist colony.

[Joshua]

Once upon a time.

Time upon a once.

[Reaper Pin]

So there was this drunk teddy bear.


He's dead now.

[Guy Fieri]

Once upon a time a guy went to a movie and ordered extra butter for his pop corn.

They only gave him a normal amount of butter and he asked for more. They gave him the extra butter.

The End.

Edited by Firejonie, 15 July 2012 - 09:52 PM.

[Auzzie Wingman]

So yesterday, while getting a Subway for my break during working hours, I walked past a Yoshimobile.

No really, the rego plate was Y055HI, there were Yoshi plushies hanging in all sorts of places, and there was a mad Yoshi decal on the side.

And then I went and got my sandwich.

[Waller]

Proper stories are supposed to start at the beggining.

Ain't so simple with this one.

Kid just raged for a while.

[Guy Fieri]

One day a man watched tv.

But the power was out so he couldn't

The End.