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[Waller]

This game is about making a wish and ruining the wish of the above user, Example:

"User 1: i wish a chocolate
User 2: Granted, but the chocolate was poisoned. I wish a motorcycle."

And heres my wish:
I wish a 3DS.

[Wertville]

You got one. But it's an Australian one and, due to the region lock, you can't play any games you buy in stores

I wish for $600 to import a Japanese 3DS.

[Feld0]

Granted, but your 3DS breaks in transit, and you shipped it with economy airmail (read: no insurance).

[Waller]

Granted, but your 3DS breaks in transit, and you shipped it with economy airmail (read: no insurance).

Umm... Feld0 You forgot to make a wish.

Ill just continue.
I wish an airplane.

[Feld0]

Crap...yes I did forget to make a wish...

Um, you "wish an airplane"? You probably meant "I wish for an airplane." In that case, granted, but the engines fail on its maiden flight, and you end up just barely escaping a plane wreck.

Okay, here goes. I wish to become a yoshi.

[Ephesus]

Granted, but all you do is getting trapped in eggs by Bowser's minions then rescued by Mario, which forces you to become his obligatory slave-- I mean, his faithful steed.

I wish for an infallible immune system.

[Wertville]

Granted, but you can no longer eat.

I wish my head didn't hurt :S

[Waller]

Granted, but now your back hurts.
I wish to be a king.

[Epic Kirby]

Granted but the country you rule over only has one inhabitant.

I wish for a Kirby 3DS game.

[Feld0]

Granted, but the game gets outsourced to Infinity Ward and they make a first-person shooter out of it.

I wish for a Yoshi game to be made for the 3DS...

[Wertville]

Granted, but the game never makes it out of Japan.

I wish for an Umineko game on the 3DS ;D (Good luck getting me on that one)

[Waller]

Granted, but it has a glitch that makes your 3DS explode.

I wish an invincible lion that follows all my orders and is legal to have it as a pet. (XD now lets see someone break THAT one)

[Wertville]

The Lion got burned by fire but, due to being invincible, he enjoyed and therefore made the fire his new master. Then he ate you.

I wish for breakfast.

[Waller]

Granted, but your breakfast was burned. Muajajaja.

I wish that someone could shut up my neighbor. :S

[Bobby]

Granted but they stapled he/she's mouth together and you get the blame.

I wish the new Kirby game becomes the best selling Wii game of 2011!

[Wertville]

It does, but it's always sold out, so you nor anyone you know ever gets the chance to play it

I wish I could skip the learning part of Japanese and just know it

[Waller]

Granted, but your brain overloaded with kanji and now you are in a vegetative state.

I wish to know what to wish.

[Bartman2]

granted, but then you explode.

i wish for a llama as a pet.

[Wertville]

granted, but all it can do is spit in your eye.
I wish for invisibility

[Epic Kirby]

Granted but then when you Japanese 3DS arrives they sent it back because they thought you weren't in

I wish that the Wii 2 is announced at this years E3