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[Joshua]

Granted but, "I wonder what Ganon is up to?"


I wish for seventeen bottles of prune pop.

[Mushlikeahusky]

Granted but they are all empty.

I wish that none of my wishes could be ruined.

[Chaos]

Granted, you got hit by a car though. Click here to see: (lol btw)

I wish that I watched all of the anime in the world and got no side affects from watching them.

[BatJeff]

Granted. You get no side effects from directly watching the anime, you do however, starve your body of all necessary nutrients, spending hours on end with no sleep watching Anime, eating nothing but stale cheesies, and drinking Pepsi.

I wish that my level of awesome well exceeded the range of 0-9000.

[Mitch]

granted; but your awesomeness level reached such a high level of awesomness that you die from being too awesome..



I wish that I could marry Michelle Obama

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but Mitt Romney kidnaps you.

I wish for... A penguin.

[crazyman03]

Granted, but when you are playing outside with it, it rolls down a hill, then some strangers find it and keep it as their own.

I wish that my computer wasn't crap

[Noonabites]

Granted, but now your computer is urine.

I wish I wasn't so emotional to good anime T___T

[Mitch]

Granted...but you can never watch anime again..



I wish it was possible to become even more sexy than i am already

[Noonabites]

Granted, but no one will ever see this sexiest ever again, except you.

I wish my monocle would stay in place.

[Goom]

Granted, but someone threw a rock through it




I wish I had a Heracross to love

[Chaos]

Granted, but it's a male.

I wish for nothing at the moment.

[Goom]

Granted, but you can never listen to music again


I wish I had an army of pikmin

[Chaos]

Granted but they all have a deathly disease and die 2 days later.

I wish Goomba was a Mario.

[Goom]

Granted, his name is Goombario from Paper Mario N64



I wish someone would do all my Homework

[Soul]

Granted, but he didn't use protection.

I wish somebody could eat my vegetables.

[BatJeff]

Granted. They also eat your face. Unfortunately, they were zombies.

I wish for 2 wishes.

[Mitch]

Granted.. but they both have to be used to wish for life threatening diseases

I wish I was a billionaire

[Goom]

Granted, but your billions of dollars were part an elaborate plan to steal from a series of orphanages.



I wish I had a pet Bolbear

[Chaos]

Granted, it died 30 minutes after receiving it.

I wish I could eat the dead Bolbear.