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[Goom]

Granted, but it died by poison so you were poisoned when you ate my Bollby.



I wish to be a purple pikmin

[Mitch]

Granted but to become a Purple Pikmin all the Goombas in the world have to die >:3


I wish I would quit staying up all night

[Noonabites]

Granted but night will seize to exist.

I wish I had a mustache.

[Goom]

Granted, you can have mine



seeing how noona has my mustache i want her soul >:3

Edited by Goomba, 07 December 2012 - 05:53 AM.

[Joshua]

Granted, but now you have Mignaga's soul as well.


I wish for steak.

[BatJeff]

Granted. You now can't stop eating steak. You steal from kitchens, grocery stores, and your life spirals down into you living on the streets with a rotting old boot you call Willis.

I wish I had an invisible friend that everyone could see.

Edited by BatJeff, 08 December 2012 - 06:33 PM.

[Mitch]

Granted... but your friend strangles you in your sleep


I wish this paper would write itself

[Chaos]

Granted, but it catches on fire from the friction of writing so fast.

I wish for 2 wishes which I will proceed to NEVER use.

[SDDMN]

Wish granted, but dire situations force you to use up those two wishes.

I wish there was a Taco Bell near my neighborhood.

Edited by SDDMN, 09 December 2012 - 03:31 PM.

[Mitch]

Granted but you become morbidly obese and die from too much taco bell


I wish that no one would grant this wish...

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I win!!!

[Chaos]

So you're wish doesn't come true? Or does it...

[Goom]

I wish for a polar bear

[Chaos]

Granted. You are mauled to death though.

I wish to cook and eat Goomba.

[Hamez]

Granted, but you get very sick.

I wish the human body could run on less sleep.

Edited by Hamez, 24 December 2012 - 04:55 PM.

[Goom]

Granted, but then the human race now needs to eat every hour eventually leading to a world wide famine killing all life on earth as we know it.


I wish to be part of the awesome band Led Zeppelin.

[Mitch]

Granted but Jimmy Paige will step on you


I wish that this steam sale would be better

[Chaotix]

Granted although you'll be broke afterwards.

I wish I had some prime rib.

[Alph]

Granted but I ate it.

I wish for no homework!

[Kat]

Granted, but you had to stay after school until 8 pm for the rest of the year to finish work at school.

I wish I had a kitten.

[Goom]

Granted, but Noona stole your kitten


I wish Freddie Mercury and David Gilmour were still alive.