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[GeneralCraezy]

Granted, but thats all you can ever do, you cant even eat

I wish I could fly.

[Hank Hill]

Granted, but you can only fly three or four inches above the ground.

I wish I....could....remember school stuff easier. :/

[Andy]

Granted, but school is still boring.

I wish I knew when the Wii U was coming out.

[Waller]

Granted, but it's coming out in 2100.

I wish my mom gave me 30 dollars.

[Andy]

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I knew everything.

[GeneralCraezy]

granted, but your mind explodes.

I wish there was giant bunny in my back garden that will never, no matter what, hurt anyone in anyway.

[Waller]

Granted, but a giant enemy crab eats it.

I wish I had a store.

[GeneralCraezy]

granted, but a giant bulldozer destroys it

I wish I had unlimited wishes and nothing could go wrong with them

[Lucaren]

Granted. But with those wishes you can only wish for more wishes and so on.
I wish for 3million copies of Super mario 3D Land.

Edited by Lucaren, 13 October 2011 - 10:44 PM.

[metroider]

granted but the overload of super mario 3D land destroys every 3DS you have and every 3DS you will buy


i wish i have my classic games

Edited by metroider, 14 October 2011 - 06:02 AM.

[juanpa899]

granted, but you lose the consoles.

i wish for a way to solve my rubik's cube

[Waller]

Granted, but it breaks when you are about to complete it.

I wish I had bigger hands.

[Andy]

Granted, but they're so big that you squash everything you try to grab.

I wish I was an inch taller.

Edited by Andy, 15 October 2011 - 02:39 PM.

[GeneralCraezy]

granted, but you get shot in the head. If you were an inch smaller, you wouldnt have

I wish my wish couldnt get ruined.

[Andy]

Granted, but that breaks the game.

I wish I could beat Zelda II.

[GeneralCraezy]

granted, but some mystical force prevents you from doing so

I wish that I had a fully working copy of a wii U thats INVINCABLE!! Am I ruining the game now?

[Andy]

Granted, but Reggie shows up to kick your a** and take your name for stealing a Wii U.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight.

[SleepyGuyy]

Granted but in not gaining weight you dont hold carbohydrates or fats and slowly starve to death.

I wish i got a `Get out of jail free`card for actual police.

[Waller]

Granted, but you get killed in jail before you use it.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish.

Edited by Waller, 17 October 2011 - 07:44 PM.

[nintendo3DS]

Granted, but you remember that you forgot to make a wish, and then that forgotten wish, gets granted upon that wish.
I wish you understood what I just said.