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[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but items download so fast that they don't install correctly.

I wish that Hurricane Season would be over ( I hate storms, tornadoes and hurricanes).

[Hamez]

Granted, but now you experience a drought like the rest of the United States.

I wish gas prices were lower.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but there is a gas shortage and most of the gas is gone.

I wish that my pets could talk.

[Hamez]

Granted, but then they are all bossy and not appreciative to you and talk bad about you behind your back.

I wish I could play guitar.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but you play so quiet nobody can hear you, not even yourself.

I wish that this pain on my nose would go away.

[Hamez]

Granted, but now you have a pain on your shoulder.

I wish I had a motto.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but it's "wagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga".

I wish that I was a super hero.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but your only power is to erase writing, as your fingers are now erasers.

I wish that there could be a Wii U demo near the area I live

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but that means you must move to a new state, and your new house is a cardboard box.

I wish for a chocolate Bunny.

[Hamez]

Granted, but it had to shipped to your house, and it ended up completely melting on the way there.

I wish the Internet wasn't so addicting.

[Waller]

Granted.

What? Move along, nothing to see here.

I wish people would stop saying "You're so talented, I'll never be like you"

It's almost an insult

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but people start insulting you actually.

I wish that I had a cupcake right now.

[Joshua]

Granted, but it has raisins.


I wish for a socially awkward penguin.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted, but it always avoids you because it's socially awkward.

I wish for 25 pineapple gummy bears.

[Kardibask]

Granted, but you choked on them all.

I wish I had $5,000

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but it's all stolen in seconds from thieves.

I wish that I had a thousand kittens.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but they are possed by demons

I still wish I had a chocolate bunny. : (

[Hamez]

Granted, but it's an actual live bunny slathered in a little bit of chocolate.

I wish drums weren't so heavy to carry.

[StreetPassWanter]

Granted, but they became slippery.

I wish Joshua would stop staring at me like he's gonna rape me. O_O I mean, I love Shiki, I don't want a weird guy having a crush on me. It makes me look gay! (If you haven't played/read TWEWY/TWEWY fan-fics, you won't know what I mean)

[Andy]

Granted, but since Joshua is a mod (I know it's a different Joshua), he has you banned.

I wish Pokemon were real.