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[Wertville]

They came back... But there were no more sharpeners! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I wish fro a sharpener :s

[Guest]

Granted, but you get a blade sharpener.

I wish for world domination!

[Wertville]

Granted, however you only controlled what could be called 'Your world' IE., your life and belongings. So, you essentially wished for something you already had!

I wish I could wish for something I already have...

[Guest]

Granted, but you lost everything you had, so now you can only wish for things you don't have.

I wish I could become Satoru Iwata! (No, I don't want to become Miyamoto-sama because I don't want to know what happens in Skyward Sword!)

[Waller]

Granted, but since you (probably) don't know how to design games, Super smash bros 4 would never come out, and we would all hate you because of it.

I wish i had the ability to hear dog's thoughts.

[Ephesus]

Granted. You hear the thoughts of the entire canine population on Earth, which effectively drives you mad.

I wish I didn't have motivation problems when typing fanfics or stories.

[Guest]

Granted, but then you started sitting the whole day in front of your desk and writing stories. You forgot to go to the toilet, you didn't sleep and you even couldn't have a break for eating and drinking because you became addicted to writing fanfics and stories. Soon you became a living skeleton, and then even your skeleton decayed. Today, everybody who enters your room sees a mysterious and eerie shadow standing in front of your desk trying to push the power button of your PC, but as shadows can't interact with matter, the shadow's fingers only dip into the power button every time he tries to push it.

I wish Retro Studios made another Metroid!

[Wertville]

Granted, but as they were walking to the podium at e3 to show it off, the slipped and the disk fell out of the case and shattered. They forgot to make backups.

I wish for a 3DS Rune Factory.

[Ephesus]

Granted. Your billionnaire uncle who lives in the United Arab Emirates dies, and you inherit a factory in Baghdad which cuts 3DS-shaped runes.

I wish my mum didn't buy a cake for my birthday, knowing how much I hate the cake-and-song tradition.

[Guest]

Granted. She makes one herself.

I wish I had holidays again.

[Wertville]

Granted, but it's a holiday from weekends. Happy working!

I wish to cosplay as Kanon in a convention. Don't know why, I just do.

[Waller]

Granted, but you don't cosplay as Kanon from Umineko, you cosplay as Kanon from "The World God Only Knows"

I wish I had something to read.

[Guest]

Granted. You get a dissertation about the life cycle of stars. Pretty awesome stuff, these stars. At least IMO


I want to work at Nintendo EAD!

[Wertville]

Janitorial duty

I wish I could tell someones emotion just by looking at them

[Ephesus]

Granted, but you're shunned by everyone because people don't like being transparent. In the end, your ability stops being useful, as nobody ever interacts with you.

I wish for a big, fluffy, snuggly and hyperactive dog.

[Ruthie]

Granted but its so fluffy that you get lost in its fur.

I wish E3 was tomorrow

[Wertville]

It was, but the world ended with you today.

I wish Samurai Warriors 3 didn't cost $50 >.<

[Turbo Tails 8027]

Granted, but it costs $599.

I wish Ridge Racer DS wasn't so GLITCHY! DOX

[Wertville]

Granted, but it had one huge glitch that prevented it from being loaded past the title screen

I wish that Samurai Warriors: Chronicles didn't lag in 3D mode when there are more than 50 enemies on the screen >.<
If they only had a week longer to optimize that, the game would have been perfect D:

[Waller]

Granted, but now it lags when a single enemy appears.

I wish i had a Wii.