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#581 Kirby

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 12:30 PM

infinity because im Kirby.

Why is my floor made of leather

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#582 Jakester897

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 01:40 PM

To match the ceiling.

If an open door is ajar, what is an open jar?
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What we do is, if we ever need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
We put the volume up to eleven. One louder.

#583 Matten

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:25 AM

A biohazard because someone peed in that jar 12 years ago.

What is the sun doing up there?

#584 Tom

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:06 AM

Soaking up some solar rays.

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"I'M NOT BEING PESSIMISTIC, I'M BEING REALISTIC." - EVERY PESSIMIST EVER.


#585 Joshua

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:47 AM

You call Andrew Garfield.


What is love? And does it hurt babies?

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#586 Hamez

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 11:50 AM

A Jungian journey into the collective unconscious by using the shadow as a metaphor for the primal self that gets repressed by the modern persona and also by using an underground setting and labyrinth office design to represent both the depths of the psyche and the dungeon-like isolation of our increasingly mechanistic society which prevents people from finding satisfying work or meaningful connections with others.

Honey, why is the baby on fire?
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#587 Guy Fieri

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 12:14 PM

Buy me more jewelry!

Do monkeys have a social community?

#588 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 06:17 AM

Well first you put the lime in the coconut, and then shake it all up.

Why does jello wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle?

#589 Guy Fieri

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 04:27 PM

Because graham crackers don't jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

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#590 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 04:56 AM

This is the last time I'm going to tell you, if you eat that cookie then IMA GONNA FIRE MA LAZER.

Why does Docter Octagonapus say Blah?

#591 Guy Fieri

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:05 AM

Because he has had enough food for one day and gets sick.

Can bananas walk and talk?

Edited by Firejonie, 24 July 2012 - 08:05 AM.


#592 Hamez

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 03:04 PM

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Yes.

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
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#593 Andy

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:01 AM

Because you know what they say. "All toasters toast toast."

How can the Cubone I just bread be wearing it's mothers skull, when it's mother is still alive?
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#594 Hamez

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:20 PM

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Why is it when I post in "The Café," the other people awkwardly stop posting on that topic?
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#595 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:06 AM

There too busy eating pudding.

Why is chocolate not good when you put it all over crab cakes?

#596 Hyrule's Samurai

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 05:53 PM

Because SOMEONE *(*cough* Jabba the Peter *cough*)* messed up the time-space continuum, thus making pancakes 2.1938901338466337007259826802 centimeters smaller.

For trying to keep a low profile, why do we where suspicious black cloaks?

#597 Alph

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 06:24 AM

Because we want to.

Where do babies come from?

Hi, my name is Alph. I live on a planet named Koppai. I am famous for saving my planet from starvation. My best friends are Brittany and Captain Olimar, NOT Captain Charlie. I like surfing the KopNet and playing Kopetball.


#598 Hank Hill

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:42 PM

The muffin fairy.

Why are AA batteries smaller than AAA batteries?

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#599 Joshua

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 11:15 PM

Because human resource management at Crumpler is awesome!


Who is the final boss of the Internet?

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#600 Bootortle

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Posted 19 October 2012 - 04:55 PM

Ludwig van Beethoven.




Jimmy has three apples. He gives Sarah 2. How tall is Sarah?
Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!




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