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[Kirby]

infinity because im Kirby.

Why is my floor made of leather

[Jakester897]

To match the ceiling.

If an open door is ajar, what is an open jar?

[Matten]

A biohazard because someone peed in that jar 12 years ago.

What is the sun doing up there?

[Tom]

Soaking up some solar rays.

Edited by Tom, 07 July 2012 - 10:07 AM.

[Joshua]

You call Andrew Garfield.


What is love? And does it hurt babies?

[Hamez]

A Jungian journey into the collective unconscious by using the shadow as a metaphor for the primal self that gets repressed by the modern persona and also by using an underground setting and labyrinth office design to represent both the depths of the psyche and the dungeon-like isolation of our increasingly mechanistic society which prevents people from finding satisfying work or meaningful connections with others.

Honey, why is the baby on fire?

[Guy Fieri]

Buy me more jewelry!

Do monkeys have a social community?

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Well first you put the lime in the coconut, and then shake it all up.

Why does jello wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle?

[Guy Fieri]

Because graham crackers don't jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Why is Fat Albert so fat?

[WisdomPowerCourage]

This is the last time I'm going to tell you, if you eat that cookie then IMA GONNA FIRE MA LAZER.

Why does Docter Octagonapus say Blah?

[Guy Fieri]

Because he has had enough food for one day and gets sick.

Can bananas walk and talk?

Edited by Firejonie, 24 July 2012 - 08:05 AM.

[Hamez]

Yes.

Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

[Andy]

Because you know what they say. "All toasters toast toast."

How can the Cubone I just bread be wearing it's mothers skull, when it's mother is still alive?

[Hamez]

Why is it when I post in "The Café," the other people awkwardly stop posting on that topic?

[WisdomPowerCourage]

There too busy eating pudding.

Why is chocolate not good when you put it all over crab cakes?

[Hyrule's Samurai]

Because SOMEONE *(*cough* Jabba the Peter *cough*)* messed up the time-space continuum, thus making pancakes 2.1938901338466337007259826802 centimeters smaller.

For trying to keep a low profile, why do we where suspicious black cloaks?

[Alph]

Because we want to.

Where do babies come from?

[Hank Hill]

The muffin fairy.

Why are AA batteries smaller than AAA batteries?

[Joshua]

Because human resource management at Crumpler is awesome!


Who is the final boss of the Internet?

[Bootortle]

Ludwig van Beethoven.




Jimmy has three apples. He gives Sarah 2. How tall is Sarah?