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Bartman2
Member Since 16 Jan 2011Offline Last Active Mar 28 2013 01:15 PM
About Me
Hey, everyone, I'm Bartman2, and welcome to my profile! I enjoy reading, video games, drawing, and watching The Simpsons!
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- Member Title The Ultimate Nerd
- Age Age Unknown
- Birthday May 3
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Gender
Male
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Location
The Sky Keep, Skyloft
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Interests
Zelda, Hunger Games, Kirby, Star Wars, writing, drawing, videos games(duh)
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Fandom
Kirby, LoZ, The Simpsons
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The Most Awesome (Unofficial) Zelda Poster You'll Ever See
01 April 2012 - 10:50 AM
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467 downloadsEgad! I almost died when I saw this!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, the making:
A Story About Oreos
31 January 2012 - 03:01 PM
This is a short story I wrote for my Language Arts. I just wanted to share it.
Oreawesome: a story about Oreos
I stare.
My mouth waters.
It silently screams at me to stuff those beautiful, circular, perfect, scrumptious pieces of heaven into my mouth.
But I can't.
Well, maybe I could just...
No, I can't.
I lean forward as far as I can without the Oreos going up my nose. I will the delectable, creamy treats to toss themselves into my mouth. Then, I wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
THIS IS SIMPLY UNBEARABLE! Finally, I give into my temptation and grab the plate. I hold it in both hands, eyeing the cookies. I notice their intricate designs carved so carefully by machines into the chocolatey surface. The letters taunt me. O-R-E-O. O-R-E-O. I tilt the plate slightly. The plate is now resting on the edge of my lower lip. A single Oreo begins to slide off of the tiny mountain toward the edge of the plate-the edge resting on my mouth. I open my mouth, egging it on. Soon, its friend follows it down toward me. I tilt the plate farther, farther--until the cookies are in my mouth.
I crush my jaws down powerfully, smashing the treats into a billion tasty shards. The chocolatey taste swirls around in my mouth, binding my tongue in a straitjacket of creamy, chocolatey delight. I flip and twist in a blissful world of scrumdiddilyumptiousness.
Until I hear my mom's voice ask,
"What are you doing?"
End.
Critiquing is welcome!
Oreawesome: a story about Oreos
I stare.
My mouth waters.
It silently screams at me to stuff those beautiful, circular, perfect, scrumptious pieces of heaven into my mouth.
But I can't.
Well, maybe I could just...
No, I can't.
I lean forward as far as I can without the Oreos going up my nose. I will the delectable, creamy treats to toss themselves into my mouth. Then, I wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
THIS IS SIMPLY UNBEARABLE! Finally, I give into my temptation and grab the plate. I hold it in both hands, eyeing the cookies. I notice their intricate designs carved so carefully by machines into the chocolatey surface. The letters taunt me. O-R-E-O. O-R-E-O. I tilt the plate slightly. The plate is now resting on the edge of my lower lip. A single Oreo begins to slide off of the tiny mountain toward the edge of the plate-the edge resting on my mouth. I open my mouth, egging it on. Soon, its friend follows it down toward me. I tilt the plate farther, farther--until the cookies are in my mouth.
I crush my jaws down powerfully, smashing the treats into a billion tasty shards. The chocolatey taste swirls around in my mouth, binding my tongue in a straitjacket of creamy, chocolatey delight. I flip and twist in a blissful world of scrumdiddilyumptiousness.
Until I hear my mom's voice ask,
"What are you doing?"
End.
Critiquing is welcome!
Damn You Autocorrect!
25 January 2012 - 06:13 PM
Ok, we all know this internet trend is going around, and I thought it would be fun to add to it here. Find some funny ones or post your own!
GIFs in posts please!
23 January 2012 - 03:01 PM
I tried to put my GIF I created directly into the post but It said that that type of image extension is not available on this community...HEEEEELP!
My GIFs that probably aren't very good
23 January 2012 - 02:56 PM
Well, I've been taking a Digital Arts course at school, and I've been working on some GIFs
Feel free to criticize, I need it badly.
Feel free to criticize, I need it badly.
Spoiler
Actually, check the attatchment.
I'll be adding more soon...
Actually, check the attatchment.
I'll be adding more soon...
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