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#58827 A Story About Oreos

Posted by Bartman2 on 31 January 2012 - 03:01 PM

This is a short story I wrote for my Language Arts. I just wanted to share it.

Oreawesome: a story about Oreos

I stare.
My mouth waters.
It silently screams at me to stuff those beautiful, circular, perfect, scrumptious pieces of heaven into my mouth.
But I can't.

Well, maybe I could just...
No, I can't.
I lean forward as far as I can without the Oreos going up my nose. I will the delectable, creamy treats to toss themselves into my mouth. Then, I wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
And wait.
THIS IS SIMPLY UNBEARABLE! Finally, I give into my temptation and grab the plate. I hold it in both hands, eyeing the cookies. I notice their intricate designs carved so carefully by machines into the chocolatey surface. The letters taunt me. O-R-E-O. O-R-E-O. I tilt the plate slightly. The plate is now resting on the edge of my lower lip. A single Oreo begins to slide off of the tiny mountain toward the edge of the plate-the edge resting on my mouth. I open my mouth, egging it on. Soon, its friend follows it down toward me. I tilt the plate farther, farther--until the cookies are in my mouth.
I crush my jaws down powerfully, smashing the treats into a billion tasty shards. The chocolatey taste swirls around in my mouth, binding my tongue in a straitjacket of creamy, chocolatey delight. I flip and twist in a blissful world of scrumdiddilyumptiousness.
Until I hear my mom's voice ask,
"What are you doing?"


Critiquing is welcome!

#49038 How Long Can You Nyan?

Posted by Bartman2 on 24 December 2011 - 07:53 AM

That was pathetic!!! D:

Fine then. I'll try again. Later.

#49034 What color/decoration would you want on your wii u?

Posted by Bartman2 on 24 December 2011 - 07:25 AM

Console Color: Gold
Console Decoration:Skyward_Sword.jpg

Controller Color: Gold
Controller Decoration:Zelda_Hyrule_Shield_by_DaveAkumu.jpg

#40672 Crazy Cool Thing I Found!

Posted by Bartman2 on 02 November 2011 - 02:27 PM

A Cool Thing

Another Cool Thing (gets boring quick though)

Also, type in 'do a barrel roll' on https://www.google.com/ and watch!

How about you guys post links and I'll put them up here, so this can be the 'Cool Things We Find' thread?

#24999 Best Cleverbot conversation anyone can ever get

Posted by Bartman2 on 30 August 2011 - 02:26 PM

My half- hour coversation:

User: Dude.

Cleverbot: Dude?

User: That's what you think.

Cleverbot: You think trash.

User: That was rude.

Cleverbot: I'm just telling the truth.

User: Your truth is a lie.

Cleverbot: No, everyhting in this universe tells otherwise.

User: Example?

Cleverbot: Example of what?

User: Something in the universe that tells me that your truth is not a lie.

Cleverbot: Say something.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I nee proof.

User: Ummm, you 'nee' proof?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Luke, I am your father.

Cleverbot: I am your grandma.

User: Whoa, THAT is scary.

Cleverbot: Isn't it though?

User: I wanna be the very best.

Cleverbot: Luke, I'm your father.

User: Hey, you're supposed to say 'like no one ever was.'.

Cleverbot: She never had it all.

User: *Punches*.

Cleverbot: You dare to attack ME! *obliterates human*.

User: Wow, you are a pretty clever bot.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You are a pretty clever human.

User: Do you like Nintendo?

Cleverbot: I like xbox more.

User: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old enough.

User: Give me the number.

Cleverbot: Five.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Wow yourself.

User: So, apparently, you're 42% human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's pretty cool.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You're pretty cool as well.

User: Can I ask you something personal?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY??????????

Cleverbot: You should live your life and be happy.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Have you ever heard of my friend, Homer Fanboy?

Cleverbot: Is it an artist or something?

User: Well, that's how he is know on the internet, but I won't tell his real name.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because. You might sell my information to someone.

Cleverbot: The what?

User: The moon.

Cleverbot: You don't own the moon.

User: Stupefy!

Cleverbot: But I'm a girl and so are you.

User: Um, what?

Cleverbot: You wnated me to be a girl.

User: No, I used a spell on you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. However you made a statement. Not very clever.

User: Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about German?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you say something to me in German?

Cleverbot: Jes.

User: Ha ha, very funny.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A doctor.

Cleverbot: What kind of doctor?

User: A butt doctor.

Cleverbot: Not a doctor. The Doctor.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: So long.

User: Farewell.

Cleverbot: Au revoir.

User: Later.

Cleverbot: With you becomes the good friend and report it wants.

#23549 My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Posted by Bartman2 on 23 August 2011 - 06:18 AM

I'm a brony now.

#19918 Your favorite video game character?

Posted by Bartman2 on 08 August 2011 - 05:11 PM

Super Meat Boy too.

#17772 Make a wish and ruin someone else's

Posted by Bartman2 on 01 August 2011 - 10:24 AM

Granted but then he comes to kill you. In a game of Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Online on the Wii U.

I wish I had a cookie.

#17575 What's up everyone?

Posted by Bartman2 on 31 July 2011 - 08:43 AM

Welcome, Andy! I hope you have lots of fun here or I'll spam you all day! My first game was Super Mario 64. That was really the only game I had until I got Banjo-Kazooie two years later. Enough about me.

Remember to PM Feld0, AMAC, or any of the guides if you need help. That's what they're for!

Have tons-o-fun here on the forums!

#16652 Harry Potter is over

Posted by Bartman2 on 24 July 2011 - 04:52 AM

Don't give it all away! Sometimes i think it's annoying when they leave stuff from the book out of the movie.

Favorite character is Neville.

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