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KingBoo

sofoa hel i drpd m teth!

Feb 19 2014 07:30 PM

Gimbal
I'll try to retrieve them in 500 steps or less.
Feb 19 2014 09:28 PM

KingBoo

come give your grandpappy a big hug!

Feb 18 2014 03:17 PM

Auzzie Wingman
*hugs can of food*
Feb 18 2014 03:23 PM
NintendoReport
Grandpa Sherm poops viagra
Feb 18 2014 03:45 PM

KingBoo

just lost another tooth!

Feb 18 2014 03:14 PM

KingBoo

if we don't hear word on a new HD metroid at E3 im throwing my Wii U at my caretaker!

Feb 18 2014 06:58 AM

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Hunter
lol
Feb 18 2014 10:44 AM
Hank Hill
@Pachter: X is still confirmed for a 2014 release. Probs around Fall/Winter.
Feb 18 2014 11:00 AM
Ghost
@The King of All Cosmos: thank you and thank the heavens.
Feb 18 2014 11:40 AM

KingBoo

FINALLY! i can watch the 1D movie on here!

Feb 18 2014 04:52 AM

KingBoo

fight me irl

Feb 17 2014 02:37 PM

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Slim Shady
im 250 pounds of muscle bro
Feb 17 2014 05:28 PM
Dankey Kang
I will reck u
Feb 17 2014 05:54 PM
Slim Shady
jk sherm im more like 130
Feb 17 2014 06:31 PM

KingBoo

cruncha muncha cruncha munch

Feb 17 2014 09:38 AM

KingBoo

so i was walking down the street and 2 kids were fighting about PS4 and X1, so i said back in my day we played SNES and Wii U is still the best, so they kicked mah cane away and started hurting me ;(

Feb 16 2014 06:55 PM

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KingBoo
*beats you over the head with new cane*

RESPECT
Feb 16 2014 07:11 PM
Ghost
lol. I'm sorry.
Feb 16 2014 07:12 PM
3Dude
Lies. Back in your day you had to play videogames on the MARK 1
Feb 16 2014 09:47 PM

KingBoo

only cowards delete their status updates. ROFL

Feb 16 2014 12:21 PM

Zinix
Your girlfriend is getting fuvked by a black due rite now.
Feb 16 2014 03:43 PM
GameCube
His girlfriend is your mom.
Feb 16 2014 04:37 PM

KingBoo

out a applesau!

Feb 16 2014 08:39 AM

Zinix
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus
Feb 16 2014 11:41 AM
Zinix
I want to feel His salvation all over my face.
So what's the best way to please him?
Feb 16 2014 11:41 AM
KingBoo
phaggot
Feb 16 2014 12:17 PM

KingBoo

I DONT WANT TO BE GRANDPA ANYMOHOHOHOOOOORE

Feb 15 2014 06:35 PM

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KingBoo
am i gonna get applesauce all day?
Feb 15 2014 06:40 PM
dante👌
Yes but it taste horrible, service is horrible. You're gonna hate it. Love you grandpa <3
Feb 15 2014 06:46 PM
Dankey Kang
Don't worry gramps :D I'll make sure you die a slow and painful death...
Feb 15 2014 07:00 PM

KingBoo

eat yur vegetables, sonneh!

Feb 15 2014 02:10 PM

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Ghost
Damn it Cory, I swear to God I'mma slap you with my ring hand!
Feb 15 2014 03:06 PM
Dankey Kang
WHOODAFUQUTHINKUTALKINTOO KIDDO?
Feb 15 2014 03:08 PM
Dankey Kang
H8Rs gon h8.
Feb 15 2014 03:10 PM