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Zinix
To whomever it may concern, It has come to my attention that you seem to the in possession of an "ass that never quits" and "big ass t*****s" to use the popular parlance of our times. It is with this information in hand that I come to you requesting photographic evidence of said assets, enclosed you will find a tasteful photograph of my genitalia. I hope to receive correspondence from you posthaste. Yours sincerely, Zinix
Jan 17 2013 01:39 PM
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WisdomPowerCourage
No...just no, we didn't think it was funny the first time. Repeating it just makes it worse.
Jan 17 2013 02:32 PM -
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Mitch
In response to your request, As of now everyone is fully aware of my rocking Man T*****s and that my ass wont quit. However I feel that supplying you and only you Zinix would be unfair to the masses and that everyone should be allowed to see such a marvelous creation of chiseled sexiness. Therefore since it would be so unfair for just you to recieve them then it is better off that the requested photographs of me remain off of the internet.
Yours truly, Sexy Mitch XOXOXOX
Jan 17 2013 03:10 PM
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