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[Waller]

Do all your debates go like this?

You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "Our daughter is mature enough to date, especially if we transport her to and from the restaurant and the movie theater ourselves."
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "She has shown herself to be level-headed, of strong moral character, and very trustworthy."
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "But she's 17 years old!"
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "The guy she wants to date is the boy next door, whom we know is nice and would treat her right."
You: "Your adjudication is fallible if you do not contraindicate our Y-chromosome deficient offspring commencing to consort with potential inamoratos."
Opponent: "Huh?"
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "Come now, be reasonable. Don't you see, if we keep her from dating now, what happens next year, when she can date without our permission? She should learn about dating now, while we're here to guide her."
You: "Well...well.... I tell you, nothing makes me madder than those teachers' unions! They're too powerful! Why, combustion engine emissions are tearing through the ozone layer even as we speak! Oh, what were we just talking about?"
Opponent: "Our daughter, dating."
You: "Oh, right. I agree with you. Absolutely out of the question."
Opponent: "But--"
You: "BOYS ARE EVIL!! DATES ARE JUST AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A BOY TO CORRUPT OUR DAUGHTER! THEY'LL FIRE SOVIET MISSILES AT HER!! THE KID NEXT DOOR HAS PILES OF THEM IN HIS BASEMENT!!! NEXT TO THE TWELVE WOMEN HE HAS UP IN CHAINS!!!!"
Opponent: "Good heavens, what are you talk--"
You: (waving arms wildly) "CLEARLY HE MAKES THEM EAT LIZARDS!!!!! ******! HE **** AND ***** AND MAKES THEM **** ** **** *****!!!!!"
Opponent: "Gracious! I have never heard you use such language! What is wrong with you? I can't have a discussion when you're like this."
You: "Discussion schmiscussion!"
Opponent: "Calm down. And get off that chair."
You: "Why don't you make me!? Nyah nyah, can't make me! You're a wimpy dimpy loser!"
Opponent: (crying) "I don't believe you said that."
You: "You're right. I'm sorry. I don't really think you're a wimpy dimpy loser, and I'll get down from this chair, as long as our daughter isn't allowed to date."
Opponent: "Thank you. I didn't quite realize you felt so strongly about it. Why don't we let her date just this once and see how it goes, and then--urk...gurgle--" (You bite her neck)
You: "Right, then. No dates."

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Edited by Waller, 02 November 2011 - 07:43 PM.

[Brian6330]

What are you gonna Major in and what do you wanna work as when you get older?

[Elric]

Do all your debates go like this?

You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "Our daughter is mature enough to date, especially if we transport her to and from the restaurant and the movie theater ourselves."
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "She has shown herself to be level-headed, of strong moral character, and very trustworthy."
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "But she's 17 years old!"
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "The guy she wants to date is the boy next door, whom we know is nice and would treat her right."
You: "Your adjudication is fallible if you do not contraindicate our Y-chromosome deficient offspring commencing to consort with potential inamoratos."
Opponent: "Huh?"
You: "Our daughter should not be dating."
Opponent: "Come now, be reasonable. Don't you see, if we keep her from dating now, what happens next year, when she can date without our permission? She should learn about dating now, while we're here to guide her."
You: "Well...well.... I tell you, nothing makes me madder than those teachers' unions! They're too powerful! Why, combustion engine emissions are tearing through the ozone layer even as we speak! Oh, what were we just talking about?"
Opponent: "Our daughter, dating."
You: "Oh, right. I agree with you. Absolutely out of the question."
Opponent: "But--"
You: "BOYS ARE EVIL!! DATES ARE JUST AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A BOY TO CORRUPT OUR DAUGHTER! THEY'LL FIRE SOVIET MISSILES AT HER!! THE KID NEXT DOOR HAS PILES OF THEM IN HIS BASEMENT!!! NEXT TO THE TWELVE WOMEN HE HAS UP IN CHAINS!!!!"
Opponent: "Good heavens, what are you talk--"
You: (waving arms wildly) "CLEARLY HE MAKES THEM EAT LIZARDS!!!!! ******! HE **** AND ***** AND MAKES THEM **** ** **** *****!!!!!"
Opponent: "Gracious! I have never heard you use such language! What is wrong with you? I can't have a discussion when you're like this."
You: "Discussion schmiscussion!"
Opponent: "Calm down. And get off that chair."
You: "Why don't you make me!? Nyah nyah, can't make me! You're a wimpy dimpy loser!"
Opponent: (crying) "I don't believe you said that."
You: "You're right. I'm sorry. I don't really think you're a wimpy dimpy loser, and I'll get down from this chair, as long as our daughter isn't allowed to date."
Opponent: "Thank you. I didn't quite realize you felt so strongly about it. Why don't we let her date just this once and see how it goes, and then--urk...gurgle--" (You bite her neck)
You: "Right, then. No dates."

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Uh, not quite, but I have to say, that was quite creative of you.

What are you gonna Major in and what do you wanna work as when you get older?

Animal science. Or, something like graphic design. Probably animal science though, so I can be a animal doctor.

[massattacker]

on the minecraft server who is the wizard that you said leave a message for the wizard

[Brian6330]

What is the first thing you're gonna do on the new MC map?

[GeneralCraezy]

Why am I confuzzled? and why was Wallers debate really random (and quite funny btw)?

[Elric]

on the minecraft server who is the wizard that you said leave a message for the wizard

Let it be known that I am the golden albino wizard.

What is the first thing you're gonna do on the new MC map?

Chop some wood to make a house.

Why am I confuzzled? and why was Wallers debate really random (and quite funny btw)?

How should I know why your confused? you could be confused about anything.

Because he is humorous.

Edited by superdarkyoshi, 05 November 2011 - 07:48 PM.

[Brian6330]

Should I start writing all my post in Comic Sans MS?

[GeneralCraezy]

Do you find me annoying or summet? cuz you sound a bit peeved off at meh

[Elric]

Should I start writing all my post in Comic Sans MS?

Do it.

Do you find me annoying or summet? cuz you sound a bit peeved off at meh

No, I don't find you annoying, and I'm not mad for any reason at you. Sorry if I came across that way

[GeneralCraezy]

Thats ok

Do you think that your not gonna have enough time to play all the new games coming out over the next few months?

[Elric]

Thats ok

Do you think that your not gonna have enough time to play all the new games coming out over the next few months?

I usually only play video games on the weekend if I have time during school weeks. But, anyway, I don't think time will get in the way too badly its money that is the concern actually. I have a ps3 a 3ds and a wii and I am not going to be able to get every single game I want when it releases. But, its alright I'm pretty content on what I have. There are a few games I haven't even beaten yet, simply because lack of time. Although, I have almost beaten uncharted 3 last sunday when I got it saturday.

So, no I don't think time will be a issue, I just might not beat all the games in a short period of time.


I can finish things really slowly.

(particularly umineko or any book now a days)

Edited by superdarkyoshi, 07 November 2011 - 03:26 PM.

[Brian6330]

So, like the new font?


Anyways; what is this "new world " project of yours? Can you give us any hints?

[Elric]

So, like the new font?


Anyways; what is this "new world " project of yours? Can you give us any hints?

I do, it gives your posts more personality, if you know what I mean.

And all ill say about project "new world" is a short story titled "new world".

Oh, and ill give you a name: Elric.

I'm using it.

Ill reveal more info when I get at least the beginning done. Really the project is just experimenting with a idea that popped into my head the other day.

Also, expect a lighter mood than my past stories.

Edited by superdarkyoshi, 07 November 2011 - 04:25 PM.

[Brian6330]

So; should I check out Mega Man X? Have you played it by chance?

Edited by Brian6330, 07 November 2011 - 04:54 PM.

[GeneralCraezy]

Should I get SML3D or MK7... or both? or buy one and get one for christmas!! or!! I could get both for christmas... I think :S now I'm confused

[Andy]

Should I import the 25th anniversary Zelda 3DS from Europe?

[Waller]

Get chance and luck?

[Elric]

So; should I check out Mega Man X? Have you played it by chance?

I am familiar with the series and can say that the original megaman is so much better. But, of course, its worth a try to see if you like it. Ive played a few, I can't remember which ones though.

Should I get SML3D or MK7... or both? or buy one and get one for christmas!! or!! I could get both for christmas... I think :S now I'm confused

Get the one that you think will last you the longest and satisfy you until christmas time and then get the other one.

Should I import the 25th anniversary Zelda 3DS from Europe?

DO IT

Get chance and luck?

Ever since I was a kid I was terrible with "luck" or "chance". Although now as I look back, I don't really believe in luck on chance. Chance is just making risks and luck is just a coincidence.

[massattacker]

who put golden apples in your chest that once ? do you know what my name is on minecraft ?

Edited by massattacker, 08 November 2011 - 03:54 PM.