Pokemon are the devil's work.

Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God
#21
Posted 19 July 2013 - 04:43 AM
"I'M NOT BEING PESSIMISTIC, I'M BEING REALISTIC." - EVERY PESSIMIST EVER.
#22
Posted 19 July 2013 - 05:32 AM
Black magic/witchcraft is forbidden in catholosism/christianity because you have to pray to and offer your soul to a demon (with ceremonies often involving murdering innocents) to aquire such powers.
I am Christian, though I long ago dropped my denomination and dont associate with any church, and my most firm belief is that God alone judges the worth of a man, and everyone else doesnt really know jack in comparison no matter how many robes they wear and can frack off and worry about how they live their life.
That being said, a child wanting to play with a toy wizard who just HAS magical powers because of imagination and fun is a HUGE difference between selling your soul to a hellspawn using innocent lives as a monetary exchange to gain magical power.
And making believe like say harry potter is also FAAAAAAAAAAR more acceptable to me and any sane person than murdering innocent women by the hundreds because you couldnt prove they werent witches, Catholic church.
How many innocent girls did harry potter murder? oh? What about Gandalf? what? None? Wow, huh. Imagine that.
Also, there is no way in HELL I am watching that video, just the still picture in the video player is making my skin crawl. Creepy
Yea, that's basically what I was getting at. And if you haven't watched the video yet, don't, because the animations are stiff and terrible, the voice acting is worse that Birdemic, and the "storyline" is just plain stupid.
I think everyone who has a signature picture should shrink it a little. Easier on the eyes.
The way I see it, flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
#23
Posted 19 July 2013 - 09:10 AM
Pokemon are the devil's work.
Down with animal slavery!!
Just waiting for a pitbull Pokemon or a rooster Pokemon...
Pidgey is close?
Then the Sentators will be looking at Pokemon sideways too.
LOL
Edited by Socalmuscle, 19 July 2013 - 09:11 AM.
#24
Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:16 PM
Look at the guys channel. He posts videos that troll Christians. Which is probably the point of this video.
#25
Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:27 PM
“Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete.”— Rod Serling, “The Twilight Zone” The Obsolete Man
Smoke meth. Hail Satan. Watch the yearly Twilight Zone marathons. Talk to dead people. Everyone is gay. Ignore people. Live life to the fullest.
#26
Posted 19 July 2013 - 07:06 PM
"Religious Cartoon Ab..." This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Watch Tower Bible and Tract Society of Pennsylvania.
It happens quite often with this video. Typically it was uploaded as private for people to laugh at, JW is just as quick to take down videos as viacom and others.
#27
Posted 19 July 2013 - 11:14 PM
The title of this thread intrigued me, any chance of finding the name of the video so I could fish for it?
EDIT: NVM, I found it... pretty creepy and all.
Edited by ifrit05, 19 July 2013 - 11:20 PM.
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