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#1 grahamf

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 02:16 AM

Hypothetical scenario:
If you're religious: you suddenly became a diety with omnipresence, and seemingly infinite power and cognitive capability.
If you're not: A hyper advanced alien drone (with no crew) experienced a severe error and over wrote itself with your memories and personality. This drone has seemingly infinite processing powers; and a combination of star trek holographic capabilities, nanotechnology, and teleportation capabilities that effectively allow you to do anything.

1. You have no knowledge of the events that led up to your ascension
2. You have no knowledge of any tasks or instructions demanded of you
3. During the ascension process humanity has been made aware of your existence.
4. The ascension itself had not harmed or affected the people of the earth (or the iss), but a number believe that you will more or less destroy all of humanity.
5. They themselves will panic and possibly begin fighting and war among themselves, for various reasons.
5. No human weapon can harm you unless desired, and you have the capability to completely take over the planet and either destroy all or some, or turn it into a utopia.

What would you do? And be aware that even if you did nothing and/ or destroyed yourself the people still know of you and will riot or even kill in your name.

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#2 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 04:45 AM

It's simple.

 

We get to kill Batman as many times as you like.


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#3 Dr.Legendaddy

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 05:15 AM

i would kill everyone saying wii u is not next gen  :D also make hitler jewish, make the 100 years war 1 month and making rupees the worlds currency

plus i would let one human weapon harm me: a sponge soaked with milk on a stick (i wonder which human would figure ever out that this is the "weapon" that could harm me)


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#4 Tom

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 06:46 AM

I would disguise myself as a mortal and perform small miracles here and there.

 

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#5 Ninty64X

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 08:24 AM

Probably make tacos rain from the sky, have penguins and koalas everywhere, stop all wars, and create a time travel device for people.


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#6 AdmiralClassy

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 10:11 AM

I'd do whatever I wanted to do at the time, which would be to mess around with none believers haha.

 

I'm assuming I'm immortal and don't age right?


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#7 Hound of God

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 01:05 PM

- Renewable energy? Check.

- Ending famines? Check.

- Solving overpopulation? To the skies, foo's.

- Needing a utopia? Chocolate milk for all, yo. Now let the cows come home in peace.

- Hatin' mah authoriteh? Without grounds?  Suck it, lowlife. I have lives to improve and mountains to move. Now skedaddle. 

 

 

^Pretty much how I'd handle things.  B)


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Posted 21 January 2014 - 01:28 PM

i would bust a move with the prez.


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#9 TheUltimateWaddleDee

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 06:29 PM

I would probably turn my life into a mix of Infamous, Saints Row 4, and Metal Gear Rising Revengence, and then revert time back to before my rampage when I'm done.

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#10 Richard Fightmaster

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 07:32 PM

This is something I've thought about A LOT!

-Infuse myself with the ability to use any power from any video game at will.

-Destroy anyone who I don't like, solving over population while having an incredibly fun time

-Make Pokemon real and build an economy based around them in a world filled with only people I like

-Any uprising would be swiftly terminated by my Z Saber, Metal Cap, and Rayquaza onslaught.

-Make people's lives longer based on their merit and contribution to society, grant immortality to people like John Lennon and Martin Luther King (and Danny Sexbang)

-When people die, no heaven, hell, or purgatory. It's just over.

-Enjoy being the ruler of all, kicking ass, and giving beautiful ladies foot massages.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 12:17 AM

Oh yeah, I would have best harem. Just saying.

 

**** you, Issei!


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 02:03 AM

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Posted 24 January 2014 - 04:54 PM

I'm the Supreme God King. Beat that.



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Posted 24 January 2014 - 05:02 PM

I'd make a Metroid game for Wii U and 3DS then the world would be at peace.


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Posted 24 January 2014 - 08:05 PM

I would create a higher power set (DragonForce, Omni-Will, Virtual Omnipotent,Forge-Master Weapon set and Judgment) for me. Give people a chance to make this world a better place. If they don't, I'll let them fight it out to the death and then destroy the victor. Recreate the world a new and take out the important bits that start war and problems. Also make people sign up to the wii u forums. 






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