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[Blake]

The game is simple: post your best "yo momma" jokes. (Nothing too inappropriate.)

I'll start: Yo momma so fat she had to look up cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Partial credit to Aaron for the idea of this thread!

Mods: let me know if this is a bad idea.

Edited by Blake, 27 June 2012 - 10:40 PM.

[aaron]

Yo mama so fat, Arceus think she'll use fat ass on him.

[Blake]

Yo mama so fat, Arceus think she'll use fat ass on him.

Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"!

[aaron]

Yo moma so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they says, sorry no proffesinulz.

[Blake]

Yo moma so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they says, sorry no proffesinulz.

Yo momma so fat, she is on both sides of the family!

[aaron]

Yo mama so fat, that

Spoiler

santa has a chance to get laid

[Blake]

Yo mama so fat, that

Spoiler

santa has a chance to get laid

Yo momma so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.

[aaron]

Yo mama so fat, she thought slaking was a sooper model.

[Blake]

Yo mama so fat, she thought slaking was a sooper model.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it"

[aaron]

Inapropriate for young audiences.

Spoiler

You mama such a

Spoiler

whore she only takes ten at a time and no less

Edited by Tenshi, 27 June 2012 - 10:28 PM.

[Blake]

Yo momma so old that she sat next to Din in third grade.

[esper]

Yo momma so fat you need a poke flute to wake her up.

Edited by RCcritter, 27 June 2012 - 10:29 PM.

[aaron]

Yo mama so dumb she failed every grade cept for college cuz she didn't get cepted.

[Blake]

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Edited by Blake, 27 June 2012 - 10:31 PM.

[aaron]

Yo mama so stupid she thought the Joker was a hero.

[Blake]

Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea.

[Andy]

Yo mama's so hairy, the only language she knows how to speak is Wookie.
Or in her language:
Rooo scrascra'c coo acraahrcro, aoacwo oowhanro anrawhrrhurarrwo cacwo orwhooohc acoooh aooo cakworaor ahc Ohooooorahwo.

[aaron]

You mama so dumb she though wine was red rum.

[Blake]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

[aaron]

Yo mama's jokes be so dangerous, that she says "Knife to meet you!" to everyone she meet and is now wanted in 50 states.

Edited by Tenshi, 27 June 2012 - 10:40 PM.