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#21 Blake

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:45 PM

Yo momma so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses.

#22 aaron

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:49 PM

Yo mama so dumb when she looked in a mirror she thought, "why this hoe be staring at me, be creeping me out"

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#23 Blake

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:54 PM

Yo momma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.

#24 aaron

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:59 PM

Yo mamamamamamam so stupid she can't find the key with no letters on a keyboard.

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:13 PM

Yo momma is so fat that she is bed ridden and only has a few weeks left to live.

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

RIP in peace Nintendo.

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#26 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:31 PM

Yo momma so fat, that when Sonic the Hedgehog, Speedy Gonzalez and the Flash decided to have a race around her, none of them finished.

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#27 aaron

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:34 PM

You mama so ugleh, dat when she went through her house the butler tried to shoot her after she broke the mirrurs.

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#28 dagwood dang

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:41 PM

Yo momma is so fat that she is bed ridden and only has a few weeks left to live.


POW!

#29 neverwinteru

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:42 PM

yo momma so fat i asked elric how she got that way

#30 dagwood dang

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:45 PM

Your motherly figure is so plump ... her belt size is EQUATOR!

POW!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

PIZOW!

Yo mama's so SKINNY, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!

PZIKABLOW!!!

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#31 aaron

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 11:47 PM

Your motherly figure is so plump ... her belt size is EQUATOR!

POW!

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck!

PIZOW!

Yo mama's so SKINNY, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!!!

PZIKABLOW!!!

**facepalm**
Yo mama so stupid she ran into a toy car and said, "Let's Exchange Infurmashiun!"

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#32 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 12:30 AM

Your mum is so fat, when she farted it caused the shift from El Nino to La Nina.

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#33 Rossyboi22

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 01:19 AM

Yo momma so fat Wario is jealous.

#34 Zeus

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 01:24 AM

yo mama so fat bowser wouldn't even hit that
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#35 DANT3

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:03 AM

Yo mama so ugly, she has her own line of makeup called 'why bother'.

#36 KgGamesXL

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:43 AM

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when cars past by they slow down

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#37 HaoSenVastForest

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:56 AM

Yo mama so fat she was arrested eight times for murdering scales.

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#38 KgGamesXL

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 05:00 AM

Yo mama's so fat she had a movie made about her The Day the Earth Stood Still.

#39 GunGoomba

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 05:58 AM

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that Paula Deen tried to eat them because she thought they were butter!
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#40 giggity3000

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:49 AM

Well.

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