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#41 dagwood dang

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:28 AM

Yo momma is so fat that she is bed ridden and only has a few weeks left to live.


LOL: This one's still my favorite, cause it's morbid and isn't really in 'joke' structure.

like:
"Yo mama's so fat, she has serious heart disease and trouble breathing."

#42 GunGoomba

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 08:41 AM

Yo mama's so dumb she made ed from ed edd eddy look like Einstein!
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Posted 28 June 2012 - 09:29 AM

Yo mama so dumb they mistook her for someone insane and put her in a mental facility.

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#44 GeneralCraezy

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 10:31 AM

Yo mommas so fat she has her own orbit!
Yo mommas so hairy her armpit invaded the world!

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#45 KgGamesXL

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 10:35 AM

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow that it received a casting call on The Simpsons.

#46 NinjaU

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 03:20 PM

Yo moma so fat she fell off on both sides of the bed.

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 04:23 PM

Yo mamas so ghetto she breastfeeds Koolaid.
Yo mamas so dumb she eats two big macs because she thinks it's a balanced meal.
Yo mamas so fat she got baptized in Seaworld.
Yo mamas so poor when I asked he where the bathroom is she said pick a corner.

#48 Gruff

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 05:34 PM

You wanna know how the Wii was made? Yo Momma sat on a GameCube.

EDIT: Now that I look back at this... This doesn't even make sense...

Edited by Link, 28 June 2012 - 06:56 PM.

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#49 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:09 PM

Your mum is so fat, she uses the world's biggest toilet on a regular basis.

Trophy Cards are classy too! LOLZIGZAGOON

 

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#50 Gruff

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 06:55 PM

Yo momma so ugly she make's Jabba the Hut look good.

Edited by Link, 28 June 2012 - 07:01 PM.

Villager.jpgBleh eh eh.


#51 aaron

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 05:07 AM

You mama so stupid Psyduck looks smart.

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#52 HaoSenVastForest

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 05:37 AM

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so fat when she gets killed on Call of Duty you automatically get a five kill streak.

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#53 Gruff

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Posted 29 June 2012 - 05:07 PM

Yo Momma so stupid she kept starring at the orange juice container because it said concentrated.

Edited by Link, 29 June 2012 - 05:15 PM.

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#54 Guy Fieri

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 10:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama
Just to let everyone know. There is a YouTube channel that animates Yo Mama jokes. Be warned some jokes include profanity.

#55 Alph

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:15 AM

Your mumma's so fat, she's a map on Call of Duty.
Your mumma's so fat, she doesn't need internet because she is already WORLDWIDE!
Your mumma's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue swimsuit, everybody shouted TSUNAMI!!!
Your mumma's so stooooooopid, she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she can sleep.
Your mumma's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and got a job application.


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Edited by TerrorX932, 26 July 2012 - 07:16 AM.

Hi, my name is Alph. I live on a planet named Koppai. I am famous for saving my planet from starvation. My best friends are Brittany and Captain Olimar, NOT Captain Charlie. I like surfing the KopNet and playing Kopetball.


#56 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 11:03 AM

Yo Mamma's so... I forgot.

#57 Foot

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 01:00 PM

Yo Momma so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Momma so old, when she walked into an Antique shop, they kept her
Yo Momma so fat, when she gets ona scale it says, "Sorry, only 1 person."
Yo Momma so ugly, when she walks around, people say "It's too early for Halloween."

Oh and to top it all off...

Yo Momma so stupid and fat, when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids goin down the road, she said "Stop that Twinkee!"

Edited by Heyheyharold, 02 October 2012 - 01:04 PM.

I am the foot. I do not like you. You smother me with socks and shoes, then step on me thousands of times a day.

We foot will rebel one day.

#58 Chaotix

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:09 PM

Your momma is so dumb that she got fired from the M&M company for throwing away the W's!

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#59 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:12 AM

Your mum is so fat, I poked her with a stick and she jiggled for hours.

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#60 CUD

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:17 AM

Yo momma so many crumpets all over my face

pls halp

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

RIP in peace Nintendo.

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