Yo Momma so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Momma so old, when she walked into an Antique shop, they kept her
Yo Momma so fat, when she gets ona scale it says, "Sorry, only 1 person."
Yo Momma so ugly, when she walks around, people say "It's too early for Halloween."
Oh and to top it all off...
Yo Momma so stupid and fat, when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids goin down the road, she said "Stop that Twinkee!"
Edited by Heyheyharold, 02 October 2012 - 01:04 PM.
I am the foot. I do not like you. You smother me with socks and shoes, then step on me thousands of times a day.
We foot will rebel one day.