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[Waller]

Then, I force Reggie into recovering that Wii U for me, after his body is ready of course.

[Philip Draco]

Oh. Hey guys.
I just got my dimentional powers back.

YAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I create a large vortex, and everyone who has touched the wii u is vacuumed inside.

"Okay.... probubly should of grabbed the wii u first.... oh well."
I create a weird creature that stands on it's hands and uses it's feet for battle.
"I shall call you the Philipide. Philipide, Go get the Wii u."
"SRqaaa!"
".....Maybe I should teach it english or something."
Regardless, my new creation gets the wii u for me.
The Vortex transports everyone into random space quadrants. However, it also equipted them with spaceships for travel (I'm not MEAN...)

Edited by Philip Draco, 15 July 2011 - 06:31 PM.

[Auzzie Wingman]

And so here I am, with the Wii U, in my random space quadrant, laughing aloud, knowing that Chuck took a fake I prepared earlier.


MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Andy]

Then I sneak up behind you, hit you in the head with a anvil, grab the real WiiU, suggest we all share it, and we all start a huge tournament on Smash Bros U. Where I powne you all.

Edited by Andy, 15 July 2011 - 08:09 PM.

[Brian6330]

Then I sneak up behind you, hit you in the head with a anvil, grab the real WiiU, suggest we all share it, and we all start a huge tournament on Smash Bros U. Where I powne you all.

When everyone goes to bed I quietely take the Wii U controller while I go use the bathroom. I start playing online until...

Edited by brian6330, 16 July 2011 - 07:59 PM.

[Philip Draco]

You all reilise it was an elaborate dream made by the spaceships you're in.
Meanwhile, me and the Philipide are playing Mario Cart Wii U, and pretending that there are sirens on the karts that go...
"WIII UUUU WIII UUU WIII UUUUUU!"

Edited by Philip Draco, 17 July 2011 - 04:06 PM.

[Guy Fieri]

But then you realise that the game is not making the WII UUU sound and it is me charging towards you. As I crash into you I take the Wii U and still run making the WII UUU sound.

[Andy]

Then I pull out a gun and force you to give me the WiiU. I'm also wearing 50's gangster cloths for some reason .

[Philip Draco]

"Oh. yeah. that's you're brainwashing suit. You can bring it to me now."
"....YYEEESSSS MAASSTTERRR"
Brainwashing people is fun!

[Andy]

I can't be brainwashed. It is just a trick. I knock you out cold with a frying pan, and run away with the WiiU.

[Guy Fieri]

Then I hit you with a frying pan and you get knocked out also. I take the Wii U and go to a safe house.

[Andy]

You grabbed a fake WiiU. Your's is a bomb! Kirby just ate the real one.

[Hamez]

Kirby knocks Luigi off rainbow cruise and then uses his fighter stance. His fighter stance causes him to cough up the Wii U. I take it and send it to Nintendo for repairs for water damage.

Edited by Hamez, 23 July 2011 - 03:21 PM.

[Bartman2]

I sneak into Nintendo and--after repairs, of course--steal the Wii U and take my magical monkey robot warrior all the way to Uranus.

Edited by Feld0, 03 August 2011 - 07:14 PM.
Let's keep it family-friendly, m'kay?

[Brian6330]

I tell Bart I'll trade him a spiderpig for the Wii U. He's answer was obvious. After having the Wii U with me, I fly around in space and meet the personality sphere from Portal 2... What he said was: "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE"

[Kardibask]

I then launch a missile at Brian causing him to fall insanely fast down to earth, he then drops the Wii U and I pick it up in my super fast sonic speed space ship. I soon leave to the mountains of Shiverburn galaxy.

[Guy Fieri]

I then take a rocket ship to Shiverburn Galaxy. I light a match on a patch of ice you are standing on and under it is lava. As you jump away to safe ground you drop the Wii U and I take it and go back to the rocket and fly back to Earth.

[Waller]

Then I stop time, take the Wii U from you, plant a bomb in front of you, get the hell away from you, and resume time.
your last words were this, while I laughed like a maniac.

[Bartman2]

Then I suddenly appear and tell this joke:

Me: How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Waller: I don't know, how-
Me: OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then you blow up. I take the Wii U to my home in the Andromeda galaxy.

[Andy]

I then blow up your home and rip the Wii U(which somehow came out undamaged) from your cold dead hands. Chuck Norris and I then escape on magic space dragons, and head to my hideout which is guarded by flying space sharks with machine guns! Chuck and I then play New Super Mario Bros. Mii.