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#41 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 04:45 AM

... then I bring Robin Williams round to your house, and he demands you give him the Wii U.
And as we all know, you do not eff around with Robin Williams...

Nope, not even if you're Chuck Norris.

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 05:48 AM

It appears that inside the box wasn't a Wii U. It was a bomb that exploded. I had the Wii U under my shirt this entire time while you guys were trying to steal it from each other. VICTORY IS MINE! WAHAHA!
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#43 Andy

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 11:34 AM

Then I put on Majora's Mask and force the moon to fall on you. once you have been squished I take the somehow undamaged Wii U (I make sure it's the real one), and change into the fierce deity's mask so I can destroy anyone who stands in my way! (even Robin Williams)
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Posted 02 August 2011 - 11:42 AM

Then, I put on the mask that I don't remember how was it called, it turned me into giant and I took the Wii U away from you and jumped towards the moon.

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#45 Andy

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Posted 02 August 2011 - 11:46 AM

I then use my Fierce Deity powers to chase after you, rip the giant's mask from your face, then throw you into the sun. The wii u is now mine! I rule the universe! Bow down to me little mortals!
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Posted 03 August 2011 - 04:52 PM

Of course, my illusory gas grenades have gotten the better of all of you ever since Firejonie stepped outside the store.

I've been playing the Wii U for the last week while you guys have been wriggling on the pavement.

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#47 Waller

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 04:55 PM

Yeah, too bad you were caught in your own grenades.
I have been peacefully playing my Wii U in my secret place.

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 07:19 PM

I then use a launch star to get myself over to Foxconn, and use my epic Yoshi skills to break in and make my way to the Wii U assembly line. I take a packed box off the end and GTFO.

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 07:20 PM

Then Miyamoto comes and tells you to give it to me. Miyamoto then uses his amazing innovative skills to open a portal to Hyrule, where Miyamoto, Link, Zelda and myself host the biggest, most epic Smash Bros. tournament in history! The grand pries? A solid gold Zelda themed Wii U controller! I then win the tournament and walk away with my Wii U and my conttroller, never to be seen again.
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Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:01 PM

Unlucky for you, I follow your scent trail (remember, Yoshis have super-sensitive noses!) to your secret hideout and stake you out until you go to sleep. I then break in, hit you over the head so you pass out cold, pack the Wii U and your controller into a box, and get right back out. I run off to Brooklyn, where I find a warp pipe that takes me into the Mushroom Kingdom. There, I see that Mario and Luigi are out and move into their home. I lock the doors, board up the windows, and start gaming away.

#51 Andy

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:13 PM

Ah, but those were just decoys! The Wii U and Controller you picked up were really bombs. You are soon blown into a million pieces! Meanwhile, Shigeru, Chuck and I are still chillin in Hyrule Castle with Link, Zelda, and the visting Mario Bros., who give me a Mario themed Wii U controller to go with my Zelda one.

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#52 Guy Fieri

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:22 PM

Then I drop a box in the castle where you can put your Wii U and the controllers in. But it actually warps them to me. Without knowing you put them in the box and I have the controllers and the Wii U.

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 12:39 AM

However, I am to smart to fall for that trick. Instead I placed a rabid Moblin in the box. You are mauled to death and the Wii U is still mine!
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#54 Waller

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 01:20 PM

Umm... Guess I'll keep playing my Wii U in my secret place... :mellow:

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#55 Andy

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Posted 05 August 2011 - 01:31 PM

But wait, how could both you and I have a Wii U when there should only be 1?!? Time Paradox. Want to play Smash Bros. online?
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Posted 06 August 2011 - 01:48 AM

Irrelevant question must mean that you just realised you have yet another fake.

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Posted 06 August 2011 - 07:55 AM

Nope, mines running just fine. I'm playing Smash Bros. with Waller right now. The one you have, however, is a well disguised bomb. (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!) See ya.
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 12:11 AM

Explosion ineffective due to hallucinogenic backfire.

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#59 Andy

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Posted 07 August 2011 - 08:35 AM

That's why I brought another rabid moblin with me. *laughs as you are torn limb from limb by a moblin*
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 05:17 AM

Yeah. *blows up the earth*
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