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[Auzzie Wingman]

Pfft... Chuck Norris.

I know someone better, that not even Chuck Norris would dare mess with.

[Hank Hill]

~Not worried~ I also have THIS GUY! http://cdn.pastemaga....jpg?1280261401

[Auzzie Wingman]

... Who?

Well, who ever that guy is, he probably wouldn't mess with Robin Williams either.

Oh look, I have a Wii U.

*runs away*

Edited by Auzzie Wingman, 26 August 2011 - 07:53 PM.

[Andy]

I somehow kill all of you and just walk off with my Wii U.

[Auzzie Wingman]

As I said, we are in purgatory, we don't die.

So, I'll just be taking my Wii U. Tee hee, thanks!

[Andy]

*Uses a teleportation spell to get us out purgatory, grabs an AK-47* Give me the Wii U before I turn you into Swiss cheese! *You hand over the Wii U* Thank you. *Opens a portal to my own private dimension* Follow me and you shall face the wrath of a million suns. *Steps through and closes the portal*

[0003mg]

I unlock the secret to going into your dimension and I use my army of Koopas to invade it, take the Wii U and quickly leave to an undisclosed Super Secret hideout.

[Andy]

You took a Wii that I disguised to look like a Wii U. I then send the Mario Bros. to invade your hideout. They jump on your army of Koopas and throw their shells off cliffs.

[Philip Draco]

"zzzzzzzz......."
"*Yawwwwwn*.. must of dozed off...."
"Magicant's gone... and now.... I'm in....space?"
".....Waaiiitt a minute. I can't fly.... How did i get into space?"
"and why am I not suffocating to death?"
"...Oh well."
".....Let's see where the Wii U went. if it's still okay."
(ZWAP)
"YAAAHAHAHATYTATTYY"
(SCRREEEEEEEEEWHAM)
"Ow. Floor. Pain."
"What was that? Where am I- KOOPASHELLSOWOWOWOW"
"GET OUT OF HEREEEE!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
.....O.o;
"I appear to be able to make things explosed. And move quickly."
"Where's the Wii U?"
"... Oh. Over there."
"No... Wait. That's a Wii...."
"....Press this button? *click*"
"OOhhhhhh! Clever! It's a case that makes it LOOK like the Wii! It's acctully the wii u!"
"Well, I better find a safe place to put itttttttttttttttttttt"
(STHRAHTTTY)
"Ow... where am I now?"
",,,,...... Oh... Very nice."
The Philip Draco Safety Dimension has been established. Watch out for Mutant Orca Whales and Floating Ninja Pumpkins, among other things. Assuming you can find an entrance. Try not to overshoot it.
I'm somewhere near the center. I think. Watch out for my clones.... And whatever else in is there...
Meanwhile, I'll try to figure out what happened.

Edited by Philip Draco, 06 September 2011 - 10:12 AM.

[Andy]

*presses detonator for the Wii U shaped bomb Draco took*
I love explosives.

[Philip Draco]

(used my transdimention powers to switch packages for wii u prior to explosion)
Me to.

[Andy]

Wait, did I say you took the bomb? Sorry, I had the bomb. Thanks for taking it off my hands. *kaboom* See ya latter, if your still in one piece.

[Waller]

"zzzzzzzz......."
"*Yawwwwwn*.. must of dozed off...."
"Magicant's gone... and now.... I'm in....space?"
".....Waaiiitt a minute. I can't fly.... How did i get into space?"
"and why am I not suffocating to death?"
"...Oh well."
".....Let's see where the Wii U went. if it's still okay."
(ZWAP)
"YAAAHAHAHATYTATTYY"
(SCRREEEEEEEEEWHAM)
"Ow. Floor. Pain."
"What was that? Where am I- KOOPASHELLSOWOWOWOW"
"GET OUT OF HEREEEE!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOM*
.....O.o;
"I appear to be able to make things explosed. And move quickly."
"Where's the Wii U?"
"... Oh. Over there."
"No... Wait. That's a Wii...."
"....Press this button? *click*"
"OOhhhhhh! Clever! It's a case that makes it LOOK like the Wii! It's acctully the wii u!"
"Well, I better find a safe place to put itttttttttttttttttttt"
(STHRAHTTTY)
"Ow... where am I now?"
",,,,...... Oh... Very nice."
The Philip Draco Safety Dimension has been established. Watch out for Mutant Orca Whales and Floating Ninja Pumpkins, among other things. Assuming you can find an entrance. Try not to overshoot it.
I'm somewhere near the center. I think. Watch out for my clones.... And whatever else in is there...
Meanwhile, I'll try to figure out what happened.

... What? Oh well. *Grabs the Wii U*

[Andy]

Falkon Pawnchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*K.O.s Waller. Grabs the Wii U*
Yes! Show me your moves.

[Waller]

Warlock punch!
*K.O.s Andy. Grabs the Wii U*

[Andy]

DK Punch! Full power!
*K.O.s Waller. Grabs Wii U*

[SleepyGuyy]

I find a pokeball (though since i just played training mode i already know what pokemon will appear), Throwing the pokeball i hit Andy in the face. He yells "HA it didnt work!!" only for the Charizard within to appear ontop of him crushing him. The WiiU slides across the ground but as i try to reach it with my Nintendo branded Ultra Hand...

[Andy]

I use the force to throw Charizard at you and reclaim my Wii U. I then escape to the rebel base in an X-wing fighter.

[0003mg]

I make the Death Star 3 with no weakness, use my strike team to steal the Wii U, blow up the planet, and hide the Wii U in the safety of the death star. Oh! And it is also invisible.

[Andy]

But then I use the Triforce to wish for the destruction of your Death Star 3, and for the Wii U to be returned to me unharmed and visible.