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[Andy]

Good think Hyrule ain't on earth.

[Waller]

I already won this game...

[Andy]

You may think you've won, but your Wii U is really a Decepticon! *laughs as you are chased by the Wii U Decepticon*

[Waller]

Then I tame the Decepticon and order him into becoming the Wii U again. Then I continue enjoying my Zelda game.

[Andy]

But then Megatron shows up and disintegrates the Wii U Decepticon for treason, leaving me with the only Wii U left in the universe! I also have the coolest controllers in the universe.

[Auzzie Wingman]

Too bad I hacked Megatron ages ago.

Enjoy the bomb. I made it lovingly.

[Andy]

That's why I hacked Optimus Prime. Giant Robot Pokemon Battle, START! Optimus knocks bomb back at Megatron. It's Super Effective. Megatron flinched. Optimus fired a laser. It's Super Effective. It's a One Hit K.O.! Megatron fainted. Optimus Prime gains 9,001 exp. Trainer Andy defeated Trainer Auzzie Wingman. Andy received 599 U.S, Dollars!

[Auzzie Wingman]

NO CONTEST!!!
(Continues to run away with the Wii U)

[Andy]

Are you forgetting I have a giant robot? *Optimus grabs you, I take the Wii U, then he throws you to the moon!* Adios!

[Auzzie Wingman]

The moon isn't that far away:


Rebound and counter!!!

[Andy]

*Grabs a home run bat. Smashes you as you approach. You are sent to Mars*

[Auzzie Wingman]

*Grabs a home run bat. Smashes you as you approach. You are sent to Mars*

*Marth (Mars) catches me*
"Oh hey! Do you want to help me get the Wii U of that guy. He won't let me play your latest game: Golden Sun X Fire Emblem"
"THAT Mcguffin!!!"

Marth used Critical Hit
Andy was killed
Auzzie got the Wii U.

"Hey cool. Let's go play"
"Alright then. I'm playing as Alex then"
(SHI - Alex is OP! DAMN WATER ADEPT!)

[Andy]

You only killed my clone. Link then shows up.
"Hey Andy, hows it going?"
"Those guys stole my Wii U right when I was about to play Zelda HD!"
"Oh no they didn't!"
Since Link is always willing to help his biggest fan, I have Link use the Triforce slash on Marth, leaving him as little more than a bloody corps. Then Toon Link shows up and Triforce slashes you, leaving you in a coma due to blood loss.We then run off with the Wii U!

[Auzzie Wingman]

You're not gonna run far. This is purgatory!

*Spawning in 3... 2... 1...*

And this time, I got a friend to help me get the Wii U back!


... No, no, no, no, no, no.... not you...

Figures... You ask for Kanade Tachibana, you get... T.K...


.... Man, Oyama would've been better than this.

[Hank Hill]

~Sits back and watches the epic fight while playing Zelda Wii U CAUSE I ALREADY HAS ONE. WAHAHAHA.~

Edited by Gamecollector44, 26 August 2011 - 05:28 AM.

[Caius Casshern Sins]

I am in a gundam using it to attack Gamecollector44 and Andy, Auzzie WingMan . and TK. Take 2 wii u in to my cockpit a fly away.

[Auzzie Wingman]

Damn Gundams.
I didn't want to do it, but I'm pulling out all the stops now.

Cybody King Samekh, RISE!

[Hank Hill]

Well...I don't need protection. I've got this guy. http://www.tokeofthe...k-norris-2.jpeg

[Andy]

Chuck! Why have you betrayed me!

[Makar]

(While the rest of this was happening I was running around with an emo imp telling about how amazing she is as I killed spiders, chopped grass, owned monkeys and collected fused shadows then when I finally had the full set some depressed bipolar kid steals them all so I collect pieces of a mirror to own his sorry arse.)

That Wii U is mine, we have some unfinished lovin'

-Uses the fused shadows to becomes some crazy hand beast with pulsing arms to take the Wii U from you-

"Now, you shall be mine forever!"

-Runs home and hides in my mummy's basement with my Wii U-

Edited by Makar, 26 August 2011 - 05:34 PM.