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[GeneralCraezy]

I get my awesome lightning skills and zap you, then get a massive falcon to come and swoop down to get my Wii U.

[Andy]

I Falcon Punch your falcon before it could grab the Wii U. Then I Triforce Slash you into the next state.

[GeneralCraezy]

ahh, but then I get my lightning cousin to send a massive lightning bolt down on you, and while your dead (HAHA!!) my massive falcon picks it up and gives it to me in the other state, which is 100 miles away from anyone else

[Andy]

Ahh, but that was my clone. The real me destroys your lightning cousin, shoots down your falcon, and reclaims my Wii U.

[SleepyGuyy]

But nobody expected nice old SleepyGuyy would have a GUN!! whose crying for mercy now!? ``GIVE ME THAT`` then i slowly walk into the sunset.

[Andy]

Then I press the detonator causing the bomb that I had disguised as a Wii U to detonate, taking you with it. I then escape to my lab with the real Wii U.

[Waller]

YES, GO TO YOUR LAB WITH YOUR "REAL" WII U!
*Starts playing Zelda Wii U*

[HaoSenVastForest]

Chuck round houses Bruce and returns the Wii U to me. Chuck and I then escape on my fire truck (wiiuwiiuwiiu).

May be a little late to state that Bruce Li kills Chuk in most of his movies right?

[Waller]

GUESS WHO WON THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caius Casshern Sins]

But wait you are in an illusion, you are actually in the city dump playing with trash. While I am on a Rayquaza flying away to my hideout.

[Auzzie Wingman]

I watch you leave on your Rayquaza, and walk away with the Wii U you left behind.

[GeneralCraezy]

But then I rugby tackle you and run off with the wiiu (lol, this thread is REVIVED!! )

[Andy]

However, I then call in the aid of none other than... Demon Meme Lord Deborah Ghirahim the Fabulous! He captures you, and beats you within an inch of your life! He makes the affair so excruciating, you deafen yourself with the shrill sounds of your own screams! Then, he takes his time bludgeoning you, and when he grows bored of it, he drives you to the edge and delivers a last strike to send you falling to your doom! He then takes the Wii U, and we play Smash Bros. 4 with our hearts filled with rainbows!

[StreetPassWanter]

It turns out that the grenades Auzzie mentioned on page 5 have been given to me and I put it in your pocket. I timed it until the 12th page knowing by then you'll be finished with Skyward Sword for Wii and will continue to the Wii U. I then disappeared into the darkness for a long time, until the 12th page, AKA, right now! The Wii U was actually destroyed by me, because I want no more fighting to happen. But don't be sad. There's always 2012....

Edited by StreetPassWanter, 24 December 2011 - 05:58 PM.

[Andy]

Ha! I found out about the grenades on page 8. I placed them in your breakfast. *explosion comes from your stomach* Sorry for the indigestion. Oh, and that wasn't the Wii U you destroyed; it was one of my Wii U bombs. So, wanna play some SSB4?

[StreetPassWanter]

Sure! *Happily plays with Andy on the Wii U*

[ptalecz]

Then with my abiltes as Spy, used my StreetPassWanter costume, stabbed StreetPassWanter while Andy wasn't watching and then stabbed him, too. I kept the Wii U, the games and the house.

[Andy]

You didn't stab me. You stabbed a redead in a costume. While the redead is keeping you busy by simultaneously strangling/ butt raping you, Ghirahim and I take off with the Wii U.

[Brian6330]

Ghiranim trips, falling on you and then the Wii U flies out of your hand... and right into my bag.

I take off on an Jetpack

[Andy]

That makes Ghirahim FURIOUS! OUTRAGED! SICK WITH ANGER! He summons a black tornado to pull you down to the surface, and takes the Wii U from your bag. After making sure it's the real thing, we use his fabulous teleportation ability to take us to my second hidden underground base.