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#1 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:41 AM

In this topic, you rant about the Wii U, your Wii U, this forum or leprechauns. I'll start

- I'm getting mine 12 days after Merica... okay so it's more like 11. Still hurting in butt butt
- Mericans showing spoilers. DOESN'T USE SPOILER TAG!
- Has no 3DS, Vita or PS3 games that aren't FPS or Fighting games anymore... still has Mercs 3D.
- Still needs to pay over 400.
- Will likely buy pooey Christmas presents now. How typical.
- Didn't have my daily Boost Juice or Subway this week. Feeling unenergised.
- Wanted Rayman Legends on launch day. No can have.
- Doesn't know if carting a Premium bundle plus 7 games, 20 minutes down the road is a good idea in the Eastern Suburbs.
- 8 if you count Nintendoland.
- Broke.
- 8 7 MOAR DAYS!

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#2 Wolfy

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:55 AM

#1 MURRRRIICCCCAAAAA
#2 MMMMUUURRRRRIIICCCCAAAAAAAAA
#3 MMMURRRRRRRRRIICCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAA
#4 Seems to be in a similar situation that the Wii was back in the day
#5 Must pay 430 dollars and an extra for 90 for ZombiU - Who gives a crap though, I expected 600 at least for the console
#6 It doesn't do backflips
#7 It's 11:55 Auzzie, go to bed
#8 MMMMMMMUUURRRRRIIICCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAA111213

#3 Tom

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:57 AM

1. Slow loading times which will eventually get fixed.

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#4 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:59 AM

I expected 600 at least for the console


This so much man. Even when it was originally advertised at that price, I was like "Yeah, whatever, cheap enough".

It doesn't do backflips


OR MAKE SANDWICHES T___T

It's 11:55 Auzzie, go to bed


And do what? ;)

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#5 Wolfy

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:00 AM

Also, I think I read on a credible website that Nintendo is solely for kids, so I think I might go ahead and cancel my pre-order, I don't want to play this console, I'm becoming too old for this stuff now, I've got to move on to the PS TRIPLE, that carp be ballin.

#6 Stormage09

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:27 AM

we will probably get it before the 30th, i got a call yesterday from GAME asking me to confirm my wii u preorder and maybe will get it the first days of the next week around 26-28 instead of the 30

Edited by Stormage09, 22 November 2012 - 06:06 AM.

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#7 Gruff

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 09:21 AM

1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
4. Oh and yeah, I forgot about this one... NOTHING.

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#8 Kirby

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 09:25 AM

NOTHING, except for the slow loading.

Edited by Kirby, 25 November 2012 - 09:25 AM.

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#9 Xiombarg

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:37 AM

It's not purple

#10 Lord Pickleton

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:38 AM

It doesn't have much racing support currently.

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#11 Joshua

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 02:29 PM

1. USA got it first.


....that's all right now. :P

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#12 Chaos

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:51 PM

I hate it because it's out of my price range. Lol I really need a job. Music just isn't enough for me.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 06:10 PM

The basic bundle doesn't come in Black!

#14 Goom

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 03:27 PM

my first one was defective

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:25 AM

my Sanyo hdmi is not suported, so no tv control for me.
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#16 kirbylover

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 05:50 AM

NOTHING.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 06:18 AM

  • Doesn't play blu-ray movies
  • No achievement system
  • No party chat
  • Not a big fan of the gamepad (especially developers making poor use of it)
  • IT HAS NO GAMEZ
  • It's rather buggy from what I hear and its UI is slow
  • Seems underpowered, relies too heavily on the GPU
  • Nintendo insists on keeping Wiimote support
  • No Gamecube support (doesn't paricularly bother me but that was a heck of a system so not being able to play GC games or use GC controllers is a con ;))
  • No Metroid

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

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#18 Auzzie Wingman

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Posted 05 December 2012 - 05:01 PM

It's not purple

this times one million

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#19 xMichiyo

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:47 AM

Needs TVii. NOW.




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