1120 replies to this topic

[Hamez]

Granted, but the government bans catching them and fighting with them.

I wish it would rain more.

[Kardibask]

Granted, but your neighborhood gets flooded.

I wish I had some sugar candy, the soft kind.

[Hamez]

Granted, but you drop it on the ground when you get it.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted but you are no unknown to everyone, even worse than being socially awkward.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[SleepyGuyy]

Granted...
I have your sleepyness....
I can do that.

But now you're on fire because you didn't go to sleep & over heated.


I wish I had a DIAMOND UNICORN OF DESTINY (don't ruin the unicorn in the wish... Its all I have!)

[Hamez]

Granted, but now you have to deal with this:


I wish I didn't have so much to do.

[Alph]

Granted, but you got bored and commited suicide.

I wish that I can have a laptop that never breaks!

[Kardibask]

Granted, but Amazon forgot to send you a charger. The battery dies in 2 hours

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but now you will never fall asleep ever again.

I wish that I wish I had some goldfish cheese crackers.

[Joshua]

Granted, but they are made of goats cheese.


I wish for a pink Wailmer.

[Noonabites]

Granted but color is due to illness and it'll die in six days.

I wish I could lick my fur and not be told it's nasty.

[YoshiGamer9]

granted, but people now say that you smell.


I wish I had a time machine so I could buy a wii u now

[Hamez]

Granted, but someone finds out, tells everyone, and now you have the media storming your house and you have no time to play Wii U.

I wish this thread wasn't so dead.

[Guy Fieri]

Wish granted, for real this time ( unless nobody else posts)

I wish November 18th was here already and I had all my Wii U stuff pre ordered.

[YoshiWiiU]

Granted but it gets boring after three seconds

I wish Wii would allow more players than just four.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but now all games must require 100 people in the same room.

I wish I had some cheese pizza.

[Hamez]

Granted, but there is hardly any cheese and too much sauce.


I wish I sneezed like Fluttershy...

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but now it takes you longer to sneeze.

I wish I could never have a sore throat again.

[Mushlikeahusky]

Granted but now you have a sore mouth.

I wish I had a new Banjo Kazooie that was rated 10/10 everywhere and is a platforming game and isn't anything like Nuts and Bolts.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but it doesn't come out until the year 2113.

I wish life was easier.

Edited by Firejonie, 01 October 2012 - 03:06 PM.