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#1 CookieEpic

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:08 PM

WARNING: This may offend some people, and it offends me too. If you don't like swearing, do not read the below conversation/text. I warned you.


This is your last chance. You are about to see the result of someone being annoying on steam.

Here's the TL;DR version. It's a real sentence by him.

Anonymous: but honestly, console gaming is just for fanboys, pc is just open to a wider range of abilitys Anonymous: but honestly, console gaming is just for fanboys, pc is just open to a wider range of abilitys
Anonymous: xbox/ps3, ur stuck playing on this thing u have no idea whats inside it and have no range of changing it at all, besides what u get right off.
Anonymous: while im running windows 7 on a 3 trylabyte (cant spell carp) 700 dollar HD 1080-P flatscreen awesomeness



Alright, now that you know what's coming....here we go

(EDIT: I took his name out. I don't want people to troll him.)


Anonymous: https://images.4chan...59516126086.jpg

CookieEpic: okay
CookieEpic: :D
Anonymous: :)
Anonymous: hi
CookieEpic: Have you heard of the wii woo
CookieEpic: it's quite enjoyable
Anonymous: no
CookieEpic: Wii U
Anonymous: oh
CookieEpic: The all new NINTENDER wii woo
Anonymous: xD
CookieEpic: wii woo
CookieEpic: wii woo
CookieEpic: wii woo
CookieEpic: it's the nintendo police
CookieEpic: they have a new console
CookieEpic: and it's better than the 360
CookieEpic is hit by a rock
CookieEpic: Ow.
Anonymous: console gaming sux
CookieEpic: D:
Anonymous: nomATTER WHAT COLSOLE
Anonymous: srry, bumped caps
CookieEpic: Well
CookieEpic: Compare the Wii U to the next consoles
CookieEpic: Xbox 720 - full kinect..
CookieEpic: yeah
CookieEpic: PS4/Orbis - No retail games, all downloadable
CookieEpic: not bad
CookieEpic: Wii U - HD nintendo
CookieEpic: controller is a mashup of all of nintendo's accomplishments
CookieEpic: plus more
CookieEpic: It's a tablet
CookieEpic: with clickable thumbsticks
CookieEpic: DS-style buttons
CookieEpic: plus the directional pad
CookieEpic: a stylus
CookieEpic: motion sensors
CookieEpic: and everything from the DS
CookieEpic: So basically
CookieEpic: It's the gamecube
CookieEpic: the wii
CookieEpic: and the DS
CookieEpic: put together
CookieEpic: in HD
Anonymous: Wii UR GODDAMN LINESPITTING!>?!?!1/
CookieEpic: plus clickable thumbsticks/analog sticks
CookieEpic: Sorry.
CookieEpic: it's a bad habit
Anonymous: FGUCKMCKLFDNKL'BWii,
Anonymous: Wii XD
CookieEpic: Older zelda games will be remade into HD
CookieEpic: This might only happen once though
CookieEpic: and it's confirmed to be wind waker
CookieEpic: not bad
CookieEpic: (This is filler until the real zelda game that will come out)
CookieEpic: Also the yoshi game
CookieEpic: and the mario game
CookieEpic: plus the influx of other developer's titles
CookieEpic: *COUGH*
CookieEpic: BAYONETTA 2 IS A WII U EXCLUSIVE
CookieEpic: *COUGH*
Anonymous: i dont care xD
CookieEpic: yeah
CookieEpic: But many people collectively went "Wii."
Anonymous: Wii wii and Wii console gaming lol
CookieEpic: I know
CookieEpic: but i actually like it
Anonymous: thenn stahppp XD
CookieEpic: What's so bad about console gaming then
CookieEpic: Consoles did come first, right?
CookieEpic: And consoles don't require much work
CookieEpic: And if you're playing on the same console as someone else
Anonymous: Wii. so much carp wrong.
CookieEpic: noone has an advantage in terms of hardware
CookieEpic: Okay, name it all
CookieEpic: i have itme
CookieEpic: time*
Anonymous: too much.
Anonymous: i dont have the time.
CookieEpic: Name a couple things then?
Anonymous: ok
CookieEpic: the worst things
Anonymous: >
Anonymous: >rainbowty servers
CookieEpic: Not true
Anonymous: atleast for xbox
CookieEpic: Yeah
Anonymous: true
CookieEpic: It's true for xbox
Anonymous: >yes
CookieEpic: not neccesarily PS3
CookieEpic: or PS in general
CookieEpic: And nintendo only just started using internet legitimately
CookieEpic: (Wii U)
CookieEpic: instead of just mario kart wii..wifi
Anonymous: its horsing controller, i prefer pc, so do about 60% of all gamers agree
CookieEpic: I wouldn't make that assumption
Anonymous: and only "REAL" gamers play pc
CookieEpic: ^
CookieEpic: Right.
Anonymous: yes
CookieEpic: So only REAL gamers use the PC. Riiiiiiiiiiight.

The rest was really just...


CookieEpic: I'm not a console gamer
Anonymous: UR SPEWING [Insert swear here]
CookieEpic: Cave Story is a PC game
Anonymous: EVERYWHERE
CookieEpic: it's one of my favorite games ever

Anonymous: MY GOD.
Anonymous: UR GIVING ME DIABETES.
CookieEpic: You do know
Anonymous: EVERYTHING UR SAYING.

Anonymous: UR GETTING [Insert swear here] ON MY CARPET
Anonymous: AND COMPUTER SCREEN
Anonymous: FKNBEJGKHESJG


I couldn't stand it anymore than that. The End. I actually had him read this. Don't be hard on the guy. He was just tired...or high. But then he came back and told me he hated consoles overall. Still though, i don't want you to hate him.

Edited by CookieEpic, 29 January 2013 - 08:44 PM.

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#2 Goom

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:21 PM

Yeah.... I'm not reading all of that.

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#3 CookieEpic

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:25 PM

Yeah.... I'm not reading all of that.


That's why there's a TL;DR version at the top.

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#4 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:34 PM

The typical PC fanboy,,,Posted Image

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:35 PM

He doesn't like consoles so you made a thread about it?

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

RIP in peace Nintendo.

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#6 CookieEpic

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 08:38 PM

He doesn't like consoles so you made a thread about it?



There's more, and i left it out. He plain went on about "PCs are for REAL gamers"

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#7 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:48 PM

There's more, and i left it out. He plain went on about "PCs are for REAL gamers"

(sigh) How many times have I heard that from PC fanboys in the past?

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#8 CUD

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:07 AM

Real gamers only play Nintendo systems.

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

RIP in peace Nintendo.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:10 AM

Real gamers only play Nintendo systems.

Even playing a Playstation or Xbox is cooler IMO

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:19 AM

Even playing a Playstation or Xbox is cooler IMO

Ikr

You need to have some serious yolo swag to play on PS3 and Xbox.

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

RIP in peace Nintendo.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:24 AM

Well, I don't blame his reaction.

All of that would make me want to not care about consoles too.

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#12 Chaos

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:12 AM

Games are for REAL gamers. Not just pc's.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:39 AM

No bashing, insulting, or otherwise pointlessly slandering Nintendo or their competitors. We're a community of respectful Nintendo fans. If you're here only to talk trash, don't even bother joining. That said, blind fanboyism (be it of Nintendo or any other company) will not be tolerated, either - if you've got something negative to say about any of the big three, it's fine to do so as long as it's phrased constructively and you know what you're talking about.


I hope you're not bashing her opinion on the PC being a competitor to consoles.
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#14 WaddleDee

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:40 AM

Doesn't everyone have a friend like this?

I can recall a lot of conversations I've had like this one, only worse and with way more profanity assaults at me, instead of consoles.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:41 PM

Well, PC's have more advance hardware that is being updated every year, consoles get a new gen every 5 years or more. (EXCLUDING NINTENDO). Also, PC's had the first games. 2nd person games were the first thing to come out. Xbox servers are actually really good (xbox costs money because it's moderated). So I see flaws in this conversation, but the PC gamer is wrong about console games being crap. Oh, I forgot to say... emulators. That is all.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:35 PM

I don't understand why there are fanboys at all, all games are fun, no matter what system they are on.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 04:14 AM

I don't understand why there are fanboys at all, all games are fun, no matter what system they are on.


Its just kids trying to redefine their consol because their consol defines them. As a child we had a pc that lagged running anything and everything T_T . Consol gaming the only way I got to see anything higher than a power point presentation.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:48 AM

I don't understand why there are fanboys at all, all games are fun, no matter what system they are on.


Some people have this irresistible urge to glorify and justify their purchase choice over that of another.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 12:05 PM

He's right though, to a point. PC gaming is objectively stronger than console gaming, except in the few instances of console exclusives.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:16 AM

The more that I read the conversation, the more I believe you intentionally trolled him after he said "console gaming sux".

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