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ThePumpkinKing
Member Since 22 Jun 2011Offline Last Active Jun 12 2013 09:17 PM
#139948 Welcome to the Salty Spittoon.
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on 28 November 2012 - 06:13 PM
I'm so tough I watched the whole series of Twilight!
#118569 cute pics.
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on 17 October 2012 - 05:23 PM
#58704 Tell the Best Joke
Posted by
on 30 January 2012 - 07:54 PM
Terrible joke. This will make you groan, but I'll redeem it later
What did Watson say to Sherlock when they were impersonating gangesters?
WASSUP HOLMIE
Okay, time for a great joke.
A man is the Zelda Franchise's biggest fan. Let's call him Andy. He spends all his money buying every game in the series and then sets out to create a perfect timeline after playing every game and taking notes. However, upon submitting it to Nintendo, he realizes that he forgot Twilight Princess from the timeline. When Nintendo sends it back, they write a note reading:
What did Watson say to Sherlock when they were impersonating gangesters?
WASSUP HOLMIE
Okay, time for a great joke.
A man is the Zelda Franchise's biggest fan. Let's call him Andy. He spends all his money buying every game in the series and then sets out to create a perfect timeline after playing every game and taking notes. However, upon submitting it to Nintendo, he realizes that he forgot Twilight Princess from the timeline. When Nintendo sends it back, they write a note reading:
Spoiler
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#47012 The Food you can eat forever
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on 11 December 2011 - 07:11 PM
#27800 That's my horse.
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on 10 September 2011 - 08:34 PM
Need some help? I can crash a train through the wall if you want.
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#44374 Make a wish and ruin someone else's
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on 29 November 2011 - 10:27 AM
Granted, but your Wii explodes from overexposure to awesomeness!
I wish I had every thing I ever wanted, with no downsides whatsoever.
I wish I had every thing I ever wanted, with no downsides whatsoever.
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#29595 Google Voice Search Feature Sucks
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on 17 September 2011 - 05:36 PM
Me:You got the touch! You got the power! When all hell's breakin' loose youll be ridin' the eye of the storm!
GV:" " flower when you need a star wars
GV:" " flower when you need a star wars
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#30090 Make a wish and ruin someone else's
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on 19 September 2011 - 11:00 AM
Granted, but then you all look stupid for having avatars about a show that stinks.
I wish I wasn't sick today.
I wish I wasn't sick today.
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#18774 An normal day at costco. 99% true!
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on 04 August 2011 - 06:36 PM
This has got to be one of the worst written stories I've ever read. Seriously, Learn to punctuate and try to Tell a story, not a recap of events. This seriously needs much improvement.
Also: Before you get mad, I'm a part time writer
I didn't know part time writers capitalised random words in the middle of a sentence.
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