Posted by Chuck Norris
on 14 October 2012 - 06:42 PM
Red is pure talented. Ash is a silly pony.
Red travels alone. Ash can't.
Red trained his pikachu to go inside a pokeball. Ash couldn't.
Red whooped Giovanni's a** 3 times. Ash only beat Jesse and James.
Red becomes the first pokemon master. Ash gets beaten by a woman.
Red banged Blue's older sister. Ash is Gary's mother dog!
Red caught a Mewtwo. Ash got turned into a stone.