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#1 Alii

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 09:55 AM

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Phil Fish, the creator behind the critically acclaimed Fez, has taken to Twitter to vent hisfrustrations about the Nintendo 3DS. Fish isn’t a huge fan of the platform and claims that the 3D selling point is a straight up gimmick. Here’s what he had to say about the system.

 

“Started playing my first monster hunter game last night. on 3DS. it’s not exactly playable without that circle pad pro atrocity… i don’t understand. why would you even release a game like that on a platform like that? why is it not out on let’s say… vita? you know, the one where you could control the camera. it’s too bad because MH looks like it’s basically phantasy star online but not in space. and i love me some PSO. the whole entire thing was a mistake if you ask me.”

 

“Also, im so sick of this dual-screen clamshell unicorn tongue. a 2nd screen adds NOTHING. it’s a gimmick. 3D is a gimmick. it’s too bad the vita isnt a bigger hit because hardware wise it’s PERFECT. it has ONE AWESOME SCREEN, and TWO JOYSTICKS. there’s never been a single DS or 3DS that didnt make me go “i wish this was on a single screen”. and i’ve never played any game ever anywhere where i was like “i wish this had a 2nd screen”. and absolutely f@$#ing NOBODY ever went “i wish this had 2nd screen that is smaller and a different aspect ration and touch but not 3D” the gameboy micro was the best handheld ever. i wish nintendo would just make a slightly bigger more powerful GBAM-type thing.”

 

Check out his twitter,Everyone bashed on him and his truly gimmicky game;;


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 09:58 AM

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So he calls out the 3DS for using 3D as a gimmick when he based his entire game off a 3D concept gimmick.

 

He also was pissed whenever someone called him out on his crap and he tries to discredit them by saying he has more followers or fame.  Like someone posted on twitter and tumblr, he really reached Dobson levels or immaturity and failure.



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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:14 AM

lol He sounds like a douche. Most indie developers are (apart from the guy of created Minecraft, I forgot his name but he seems like a nice guy).



He is obviously bashing Nintendo all round. Maybe he was paid for saying this? Or he's just a pillock.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:14 AM

He has a hard time keeping his mouth shut.

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:17 AM

lol calling everything a gimmick without even giving a reason as to why it is. btw.....Phil Fish.......that name.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:18 AM

The 3DS's selling point though is the 3D effect. He's right about that. I'd say his approach on handling this was rather immature and childish. 


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:19 AM

i don't think he likes anything but himself


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:42 AM

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Let's see here...

 

->Claims that all japanese games suck

->Plays Monster Hunter 

 

->Calls a second touch-screen and 3D a gimmick

->Praises the Vita's rear-touch pad

 

->Says the bottom 3DS screen should also be 3D

->Ten seconds of thought would prove this to be a problem later on

 

:cough: So yeah...who'd this guy loan his brain to, and how can we get it back to him?


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:54 AM

I think he's just being the ultimate troll.

 

He doesn't care whether or not his publicity is bad, as it's publicity nonetheless. If everybody in the world would just stop crying about him and posting news articles about him, he'll probably stop stroking his e-peen and actually fix his game.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 11:07 AM

Wow, he called so many people "ogres" since yesterday...


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#11 DanJiblets

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 11:37 AM

I will say Fez is really good, and despite him being a tool, I look forward to his future games.

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 11:41 AM

What??? Monster hunter with only one analog!!!! This has never happened before!!!

Also, i dont think its a very good idea to be telling everyone, screaming at the top of your lungs that you are a game designer is incapable of coming up with unique creative concepts.

What??? Monster hunter with only one analog!!!! This has never happened before!!!

Also, i dont think its a very good idea to be telling everyone, screaming at the top of your lungs that you are a game designer that is incapable of coming up with unique creative concepts.

Particularly when your only claim to fame is a game thats a rip off of one of super paper marios gimmicks.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 12:46 PM

Phil Fish is one of the few indie developers I really hate. When he pulls rainbow like this, and that "Ever Japanese game sucks" thing, I lose all respect for the guy. 


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 12:53 PM

I really don't like him.
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Posted 24 March 2013 - 12:58 PM

Let's see here...

 

->Claims that all japanese games suck

->Plays Monster Hunter 

 

->Calls a second touch-screen and 3D a gimmick

->Praises the Vita's rear-touch pad

 

->Says the bottom 3DS screen should also be 3D

->Ten seconds of thought would prove this to be a problem later on

 

:cough: So yeah...who'd this guy loan his brain to, and how can we get it back to him?

 

Can you spell hypocrite? in regards to the Fez guy.



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Posted 24 March 2013 - 01:03 PM

Sounds like a butthurt biased dude.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 01:05 PM

As 3Dude posted, it's like this moron ignored the PSP Monster Hunter games, which only used one "stick" (if you can call it that). He just seems to dislike Nintendo.



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Posted 25 March 2013 - 01:51 AM

Well he does have a point.


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Posted 25 March 2013 - 02:00 AM


CUD, on 24 Mar 2013 - 20:05, said:Well he does have a point.



Except the design he is ranting and raving about no one wanting EVER was the highest selling videogame system ever made...


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Posted 25 March 2013 - 02:10 AM


CUD, on 24 Mar 2013 - 20:05, said:Well he does have a point.



Except the design he is ranting and raving about no one wanting EVER was the highest selling videogame system ever made...

that is true. it makes me sad to see nintendo get so much hate in mainstream gaming these days becuas ethey choose to be innovative. if nintendo tried to be exactly like sony and microsoft they would be out of business sooner than later.






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