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#721 Elric

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 03:53 PM

I believe this is stronger than it ever was.

I mean, just look at those walls of text O_o

So... Will you spread the word?


The word is already spread.

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#722 neverwinteru

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 07:05 PM

why has it taken me so long to post in this thread?

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 06:50 AM

why has it taken me so long to post in this thread?

Maybe you were just pondering on what to ask the Golden Albino Wizard. I understand, sometimes the mere presence of the Wizard leaves your brain without any questions.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 06:04 PM

Enjoying your break from questions?

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 08:49 PM

How long did it take you to get you Golden Albino Wizard license?

Can i have one?

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 11:24 PM

How well should I cook my beef steak for dinner Elric?

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:11 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, walls of text time?

Should my first section of questions be dedicated to Klondike bars and bacon? Yes?

What would you do for a Klondike bar wrapped in bacon?

Do you enjoy the fatty part of bacon more than the meaty part of bacon?

Crispy or soft bacon?

Vanilla or chocolate shell on your Klondike bar?

Would you give bacon or a Klondike bar to your crush/gf as a gift?

Over the past few decades has bacon become a more healthy food?

Are you tired of me asking about bacon?

What preferences in bacon (e.g. soft/crispy, meaty/fatty, savory/light, etc.) do you think I like?

How about AMAC's bacon preferences?

Do you think AMAC ever reads these questions about bacon?

How about Mournblade's bacon preferences?

Larry's bacon preferences?

How about Joshua's bacon preferences?

Barney the dinosaur's bacon preferences? Why?

Klondike bar time for Elric the toadstool wizard?

"It's Klondike bar time!"- good slogan?

How do you think Larry would eat his Klondike bar?

If you could plant a Klondike bar tree, would you make sure and use organic fertilizer?

Would Elric's alter ego enjoy Klondike bars?

Are you fed up with Klondike bars?

Are you getting annoyed with the text walls about Klondike bars?

Are you being honest?

Is this the end of the section on Klondike bars/bacon?

Do you think the characters in MLP ever pick their noses?

Ever kissed a stinkbug?

What do you think would happen if Larry smiled?

What would Larry do for your melted Klondike bar?

Have you ever tried picking up you computer mouse using only your pinky finger? What was that like?

I'm not a good interrogator?

Fresh week-old fish?

If you could choose: a marshmallow, a pen, or a potato:

The best thing for inflicting pain?

The best thing for cleaning a toilet?

The best thing to give your girlfriend as a breakup gift?

The best thing to turn into a smiley?

The one Mournblade would choose right off the bat?

The one I'd choose just for the for the heck of it?

The one that is the most special?

Which one would you choose to take with you on a long trip?

Which one would cheddar cheese go well with?

In a mortal fight to the death between fried chicken and spinach linguine, the ultimate and final weapon used by the victor would be?

Which two would form a group as friends, and which one would be excluded?

How did you think your AP test went?

Which AP subject did you take again?

Do you think I remember, but requested that you tell me anyway?

Do you think I'm decently intelligent?

Do you think I'm decently stupid?

How many AP subject(s) did I take?

Which AP's do you think I took?

I believe I did bad on one of them, which one was that? Why?

I believe I made a 5 on one of them, which one was that? Why?

Are my questions hard to read?

Are my questions hard to follow (logically)? Explain?

Is your thread "hot"? Why?

I bet you can't guess my favorite magazine?

Is your thread "hott"? Why?

Why is the m before the n?

Do you think I am expecting longer responses to my questions since there are less inquiries?

Can I refer to you as "bro"?

No?

I pretty much only stay on this site for this thread, is that funny or what?

What would you guess my Myers-Brigg personality type is?

Did you google pertaining the above question for assistance?

Am I correct in saying your personality type is most likely ISTP?

Do you think I just took a wild guess?

How many posts did I have one day ago?

What do you think of my signature? How does it come across?

Any employment interviewing advice?

Do I seem contemplative, judging by my questions?

Shall I go post in a different thread?

What will I be eating in the next two hours?

Ever thought that Larry was a funny name?

Is Larry potable?

Is Larry palatable?

What would a toilet version of Larry look like? Seat always up? Horn handrails?

What do you think about the American dream? Is it slowly fading?

What do you think about the effect of the years before college and how they contribute to chances of success?

Have you taken the PSAT? Did it say you were smart?

Did I take the PSAT?

What score (I want a number, darn you :P) do you think I made?

If I'm not "the interrogator", then what's the next best option?

Have I taken the ACT?

Should I take the ACT?

Should I go use q-tips and clean my ears now?

Define mediocrity taco?

What time is it (using your stomach as a clock)?

Does Larry use the restroom?

Am I a curious person?

TRICK QUESTION?

Should I ask one more question about bacon?

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 02:50 PM

Enjoying your break from questions?

I did enjoy my break from questions. But, it's back to answering them again.

How long did it take you to get you Golden Albino Wizard license?

Can i have one?


I don't need a license to be a Golden Albino Wizard. I suppose, I have my license of Sorcery though.

It depends upon yourself. You should know what you are capable of and what you are not. I am not one to tell what you can and can't be, I leave the destiny of my questioners to themselves.



How well should I cook my beef steak for dinner Elric?



Sorry I didn't answer this earlier. But, typically I suggest around medium or medium rare. But that's just my preference.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, walls of text time?
I suppose it is.
Should my first section of questions be dedicated to Klondike bars and bacon? Yes?
Ok.
What would you do for a Klondike bar wrapped in bacon?
For the last time, I don't like Klondike bars.
Do you enjoy the fatty part of bacon more than the meaty part of bacon?
I like both equally, to be honest. I like the meaty part to be soft though. I am not fond of burnt bacon.
Crispy or soft bacon?
Soft, preferably. I don't mind crispy as long as it is not burnt.
Vanilla or chocolate shell on your Klondike bar?
Don't.Like.Klondike.Bars.
Would you give bacon or a Klondike bar to your crush/gf as a gift?
Bacon.
Over the past few decades has bacon become a more healthy food?
Uh, well it really just depends on the person. If you eat bacon in masses it won't be good for you, but if you eat a correct serving of it it can be better for you. But, nothing in masses is really good for you.
Are you tired of me asking about bacon?
No, just klondike bars. I don't like them.
What preferences in bacon (e.g. soft/crispy, meaty/fatty, savory/light, etc.) do you think I like?
Any, if it's bacon you will eat it. Just a guess.
How about AMAC's bacon preferences?
Hell if I know.
Do you think AMAC ever reads these questions about bacon?
I've seen him reading this thread before, so I assume so.
How about Mournblade's bacon preferences?
I'm guessing crispy
Larry's bacon preferences?
Burnt.
How about Joshua's bacon preferences?
Soft, maybe.
Barney the dinosaur's bacon preferences? Why?
Soft. It feels more natural, like he is killing the pig.
Klondike bar time for Elric the toadstool wizard?
No.
"It's Klondike bar time!"- good slogan?
Maybe for you.
How do you think Larry would eat his Klondike bar?
I don't think Larry likes Klondike bars.
If you could plant a Klondike bar tree, would you make sure and use organic fertilizer?
Yea, i'm sure it would be pretty difficult though.
Would Elric's alter ego enjoy Klondike bars?
Maybe.
Are you fed up with Klondike bars?
Totally.
Are you getting annoyed with the text walls about Klondike bars?
YES.
Are you being honest?
All of my answers are honest.
Is this the end of the section on Klondike bars/bacon?
I hope so.
Do you think the characters in MLP ever pick their noses?
Maybe Derpy.
Ever kissed a stinkbug?
No. I have pinned one though.
What do you think would happen if Larry smiled?
A mere human would go insane.
What would Larry do for your melted Klondike bar?
I don't think he likes Klondike bars.
Have you ever tried picking up you computer mouse using only your pinky finger? What was that like?
I don't use a mouse. I have a macbook pro.
I'm not a good interrogator?
No, your a very good one.
Fresh week-old fish?
Fish is pretty good. I never really had the patience to fish though. Mainly because I didn't like waiting for the fish to bite and the fact that I have to get the fish off and gut it.
If you could choose: a marshmallow, a pen, or a potato:

The best thing for inflicting pain?
Potato.
The best thing for cleaning a toilet?
Marshmallow
The best thing to give your girlfriend as a breakup gift?
A pen.
The best thing to turn into a smiley?
Marshmallow
The one Mournblade would choose right off the bat?
Potato.
The one I'd choose just for the for the heck of it?
Marshmallow
The one that is the most special?
A pen. There are so many things you can create simply with a pen.
Which one would you choose to take with you on a long trip?
A pen, definitely.
Which one would cheddar cheese go well with?
Uh, a potato, maybe.
In a mortal fight to the death between fried chicken and spinach linguine, the ultimate and final weapon used by the victor would be?
A potato would be the last thing the spinach linguine ever saw.
Which two would form a group as friends, and which one would be excluded?
Pen would be excluded.
How did you think your AP test went?
I'm not entirely sure. I think I did alright. I think.
Which AP subject did you take again?
World History.
Do you think I remember, but requested that you tell me anyway?
Probably.
Do you think I'm decently intelligent?
Yea. You seem intelligent. You seem the creative type.
Do you think I'm decently stupid?
Nah.
How many AP subject(s) did I take?
Not sure.
Which AP's do you think I took?
Maybe 4?
I believe I did bad on one of them, which one was that? Why?
Not sure, because I'm unsure on what you took.
I believe I made a 5 on one of them, which one was that? Why?
Psychology, because the test is a joke.
Are my questions hard to read?
No, they aren't.
Are my questions hard to follow (logically)? Explain?
Some of them are, but some of them are not.
Is your thread "hot"? Why?
I suppose so. I mean, it's the topic with the most pages in the general discussion area.
I bet you can't guess my favorite magazine?
I probably can't. Maybe a cooking one?
Is your thread "hott"? Why?
It's on fiah.
Why is the m before the n?
Not sure. One would think it would be the opposite.
Do you think I am expecting longer responses to my questions since there are less inquiries?
Probably. Sorry about that. There is just so much I can really say on some of these.
Can I refer to you as "bro"?
If you wish.
No?
I don't care.
I pretty much only stay on this site for this thread, is that funny or what?
It's kind of humorous. I'm glad you like this thread so much.
What would you guess my Myers-Brigg personality type is?
Creative,artsy type.
Did you google pertaining the above question for assistance?
Nah. I didin't even bother looking it up.
Am I correct in saying your personality type is most likely ISTP?
You are correct.
Do you think I just took a wild guess?
No, I think you thought it out.
How many posts did I have one day ago?
Hm. I don't look at your post count.
What do you think of my signature? How does it come across?
It comes across as you like mario kart.
Any employment interviewing advice?
Be polite, look nice, and don't be nervous.
Do I seem contemplative, judging by my questions?
Yes.
Shall I go post in a different thread?
Go ahead. No one is stopping you from what you want to do.
What will I be eating in the next two hours?
I'm guessing so.
Ever thought that Larry was a funny name?
Nah.
Is Larry potable?
No.
Is Larry palatable?
No.
What would a toilet version of Larry look like? Seat always up? Horn handrails?
lol, I don't know. Probably just like a ordinary toilet, because he takes the form of a normal human.
What do you think about the American dream? Is it slowly fading?
No, it's still there. You can do anything you want to as long as you put your mind to it and with extremely hard work.
What do you think about the effect of the years before college and how they contribute to chances of success?
Highschool years are years to build your work ethic basically.
Have you taken the PSAT? Did it say you were smart?
Yes. I did alright.
Did I take the PSAT?
Probably.
What score (I want a number, darn you :P) do you think I made?
Uh, I don't really remember the scale.
If I'm not "the interrogator", then what's the next best option?
The prosecutor.
Have I taken the ACT?
Yes.
Should I take the ACT?
Yes.
Should I go use q-tips and clean my ears now?
Go.
Define mediocrity taco?
Taco Bell. Taco Villa. Basically any fast food mexican restaurant.
What time is it (using your stomach as a clock)?
Hm. Time to eat.
Does Larry use the restroom?
Yes.
Am I a curious person?
Maybe your just asking questions for amusement.
TRICK QUESTION?
Believe so.
Should I ask one more question about bacon?
Don't care.

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 11:38 PM

Sorry I didn't answer this earlier. But, typically I suggest around medium or medium rare. But that's just my preference.


AWESOME! I was hoping that you'd go for the medium range too. :D

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:27 AM

AWESOME! I was hoping that you'd go for the medium range too. :D


Yea, I don't like my steaks too cooked to where there is not red whatsoever but not so red it is bleeding. So medium and medium rare are kind of like the happy middle of things. Steak-wise.

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 10:58 AM

Should I write a section of questions... only about Klondike bars?

Yes?

Are you filled with dread already?

Would a mint chocolate chip Klondike bar sound interesting and tasty to you?

:P?

Do you think Mr. Freeze likes Klondike bars?

What would you do for Klondike bar flavored bacon?

Why do you care about Klondike bars?

Choose from the following: Klondike bars.

The thing you'd eat when you're hungry?

The thing you'd eat while using the restroom?

The thing you'd eat when there's nothing else to eat?

Would you eat a Klondike bar just for the heck of it?

Have I asked enough questions about Klondike bars?

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Posted 02 June 2012 - 05:29 PM

Elric, do you like potato chips/crisps?
What flavour should I purchase tonight?

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 03:10 AM

Why is everyone asking so many questions!? O_o
And why can I not think of that many questions? D:

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 09:11 AM

Recently long time members that were once very active decided to leave, so have you ever considered leaving the forums, why or why not?
Do you think the forums suffer from many of the problems they spoke of, and do you think they had valid reasons for leaving?
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 10:40 AM

Should I write a section of questions... only about Klondike bars?
No.
Yes?
NO.
Are you filled with dread already?
Oh dear lord yes.
Would a mint chocolate chip Klondike bar sound interesting and tasty to you?

:P?
Maybe.
Do you think Mr. Freeze likes Klondike bars?
Well, he does live in a refrigerator.
What would you do for Klondike bar flavored bacon?
That sounds terrible.
Why do you care about Klondike bars?
I don't care about Klondike bars.
Choose from the following: Klondike bars.
*sigh* I see what you did there
The thing you'd eat when you're hungry?

The thing you'd eat while using the restroom?

The thing you'd eat when there's nothing else to eat?

Would you eat a Klondike bar just for the heck of it?
Probably not. Unless I forgot how it tasted.
Have I asked enough questions about Klondike bars?
Yes. I think this is the perfect time to stop asking about Klondike bars.

Forever.

Elric, do you like potato chips/crisps?
What flavour should I purchase tonight?

I do like potato chips/crisps.

You know, I actually will eat any kind from BBQ to Salt and Vinegar to just regular, to pepper.
I recommend BBQ though.



Why is everyone asking so many questions!? O_o
And why can I not think of that many questions? D:


I know not why everyone asks me questions. Maybe because I am the only one with a thread (that is actually active) that allows users to ask me questions with a genuine answer (well, the best I can possibly do, anyway.) Mournblade answered pretty genuine, but his thread is dead. Maybe I'll bump it and see what happens.

I'm sure you are filled with questions. Try to meditate for a little bit. This will help you look into yourself and maybe, just maybe the questions you are looking for will come to you.


Recently long time members that were once very active decided to leave, so have you ever considered leaving the forums, why or why not?
Do you think the forums suffer from many of the problems they spoke of, and do you think they had valid reasons for leaving?




I have never considered leaving the forums. Usually, once I am fairly active on a forum I don't leave until the entire forum is dead. This happened recently actually, a yoshi forum I used to frequent died. The users all knew that it was dying, but we all stayed together until the end. So to answer the question no, I will not leave anytime soon. I may be busy, but I have enough time to check a forum at least once a day. The main reason I wouldn't leave this forum is because I like the members that frequent here.

Seriously, you guys are awesome.

The people who left had a justified reason to leave. The problems they stated were very evident. But, I believe this forum changed for the best. This forum used to be what I would call a "hug box" forum. This is because everyone was too nice to each other. I'm not saying that a nice community is not good, but with a "hug box" forum it is hard to actually state your opinion or disagree with someone without being afraid that you will make the other users mad or upset. Sure the users have changed, they haven't been as nice as they used to be. But a lot of the users who have been unpleasant have actually left, and the rest are just stating their opinions. This forum really is not that bad compared to some of the ones I have been to. Sure there are problems, but they are only minor. Recently two new moderators were assigned that frequent the forums. So that fixes the lack of moderation around here.

Overall, this forum is not that bad. Sure, it has some problems, but it is not the worst I have ever seen. All forums have problems though.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 11:05 AM

*meditates*
I have no questions :mellow:
Actually, I do have one question that you must answer fully and truthfully, the question that I have mulled over many times before.
The question is: Why?
I know what you're thinking, why what? No, just why? Answer me this and then I will be able to come up with more questions I think :)

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:10 PM

What would you do for a Klondike bar!? :D
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 04:07 PM

Let's have a nice amount of questions about restroom cleanliness, shall we?

Is that question better than one about Klondike bars?

Is the above question out of place?

Would you think a toothbrush is a useful instrument for cleaning a restroom?

Do you dislike dirty restrooms?

Do you think the air fresheners in restrooms stink more than the restroom itself?

Would it be cool to go clean restrooms as a job?

Have you ever pulled the prank where you ask to clean a convenience store restroom?

Do you think people with BO need to visit the restroom?

Foggy restrooms scary?

Slippery restrooms annoying? (Yes, explain.)

Yellow restrooms induce neurosis?

Blue restrooms calming?

Red restrooms more painful than the rest?

Enough questions about restrooms?

My electronic pencil sharpener is broken. What should I do to fix it?

Is bad breath relative?

What does AMAC's breath smell like?

What does Yamato's breath smell like?

What does Larry breath smell like?

What does Elric's breath smell like?

What would you do for a Snickers bar?

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 04:57 PM

do you think zok is trying to break you so you wont ask anymore question's?

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 02:52 PM

*meditates*
I have no questions :mellow:
Actually, I do have one question that you must answer fully and truthfully, the question that I have mulled over many times before.
The question is: Why?
I know what you're thinking, why what? No, just why? Answer me this and then I will be able to come up with more questions I think :)


Well, why not? Sometimes in life instead of repetitively asking yourself "Why?", ask "Why not?". By doing this this keeps your mind more open to new opportunities, it encourages you to do things that you normally would not do and be adventurous. So instead of asking "Why?" in certain situations instead ask: "Why not?" This also makes your mind more open.

What would you do for a Klondike bar!? :D

Get out.

Let's have a nice amount of questions about restroom cleanliness, shall we?
Ok.
Is that question better than one about Klondike bars?
Yes.
Is the above question out of place?
I don't think so, because you haven't started asking questions about cleanliness yet.
Would you think a toothbrush is a useful instrument for cleaning a restroom?
I suppose, but there are also specific cleaning instruments you can use to clean a bathroom. Of course, unless you are in the military boot camp.
Do you dislike dirty restrooms?
Yes.
Do you think the air fresheners in restrooms stink more than the restroom itself?
No, I prefer them rather than smelling the stench of the unclean bathroom (assuming it is unclean)
Would it be cool to go clean restrooms as a job?
No. It would not be fun at all.
Have you ever pulled the prank where you ask to clean a convenience store restroom?
No.
Do you think people with BO need to visit the restroom?
To put on deodorant.
Foggy restrooms scary?
Not really.
Slippery restrooms annoying? (Yes, explain.)
No, you just have to be more careful to not slip and fall.
Yellow restrooms induce neurosis?
Maybe, because yellow is kind of hard on the eyes.
Blue restrooms calming?
So I've heard.
Red restrooms more painful than the rest?
Maybe, it depends on the shade of red.
Enough questions about restrooms?
Sure.
My electronic pencil sharpener is broken. What should I do to fix it?
Return it to the store to get a new one.
Is bad breath relative?
No, the stench is pretty obvious to smell.
What does AMAC's breath smell like?
I'm sure he uses mints.
What does Yamato's breath smell like?
Bacon.
What does Larry breath smell like?
Bacon.
What does Elric's breath smell like?
Bacon.
What would you do for a Snickers bar?
I haven't really eaten a Snickers bar in a long time. I am not very fond of chocolate, and prefer gummy candies.

do you think zok is trying to break you so you wont ask anymore question's?

I don't think so. I don't think he has sinister intentions.

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