Make it first person, with the bow as your main weapon so it's like a first person shooter.
Then have multiple characters with different stories that you play as, all the stories come together at the end to beat the baddie.
Replace Epona with a tank, named tankowna.
Replace Moblins and other baddies with Nazis.
Fully voice-acted, with Jesse Eisenburg as Ganondorf (although, Ghirahim needs a makeover to make him look more Nazi).
Scarlett Johannesson as Zelda.
Miley Cyrus as Ghirahim.
Ben Affleck as Link.
All faces scanned from real actors, ripped straight from Beyond: Two Souls.
Zombie outbreak in Hyrule, Link gets bit and has to fight against time to find the cure.
Link rides around on a bus to fight the zombies.
Massive, bland world filled with NPC's reusing the same "arrow in the knee" line.
Future theme.
Mechs.
You forgot kill streaks and on disc day one DLC.