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[dagwood dang]

Yo momma is so fat that she is bed ridden and only has a few weeks left to live.

LOL: This one's still my favorite, cause it's morbid and isn't really in 'joke' structure.

like:
"Yo mama's so fat, she has serious heart disease and trouble breathing."

[GunGoomba]

Yo mama's so dumb she made ed from ed edd eddy look like Einstein!

[aaron]

Yo mama so dumb they mistook her for someone insane and put her in a mental facility.

[GeneralCraezy]

Yo mommas so fat she has her own orbit!
Yo mommas so hairy her armpit invaded the world!

[KgGamesXL]

Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow that it received a casting call on The Simpsons.

[NinjaU]

Yo moma so fat she fell off on both sides of the bed.

[Soul]

Yo mamas so ghetto she breastfeeds Koolaid.
Yo mamas so dumb she eats two big macs because she thinks it's a balanced meal.
Yo mamas so fat she got baptized in Seaworld.
Yo mamas so poor when I asked he where the bathroom is she said pick a corner.

[Gruff]

You wanna know how the Wii was made? Yo Momma sat on a GameCube.

EDIT: Now that I look back at this... This doesn't even make sense...

Edited by Link, 28 June 2012 - 06:56 PM.

[Auzzie Wingman]

Your mum is so fat, she uses the world's biggest toilet on a regular basis.

[Gruff]

Yo momma so ugly she make's Jabba the Hut look good.

Edited by Link, 28 June 2012 - 07:01 PM.

[aaron]

You mama so stupid Psyduck looks smart.

[HaoSenVastForest]

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so fat when she gets killed on Call of Duty you automatically get a five kill streak.

[Gruff]

Yo Momma so stupid she kept starring at the orange juice container because it said concentrated.

Edited by Link, 29 June 2012 - 05:15 PM.

[Guy Fieri]

http://www.youtube.com/user/yomama
Just to let everyone know. There is a YouTube channel that animates Yo Mama jokes. Be warned some jokes include profanity.

[Alph]

Your mumma's so fat, she's a map on Call of Duty.
Your mumma's so fat, she doesn't need internet because she is already WORLDWIDE!
Your mumma's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue swimsuit, everybody shouted TSUNAMI!!!
Your mumma's so stooooooopid, she went to bed with a ruler to see how long she can sleep.
Your mumma's so ugly, she went into a haunted house and got a job application.


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Edited by TerrorX932, 26 July 2012 - 07:16 AM.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Yo Mamma's so... I forgot.

[Foot]

Yo Momma so fat, the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Momma so old, when she walked into an Antique shop, they kept her
Yo Momma so fat, when she gets ona scale it says, "Sorry, only 1 person."
Yo Momma so ugly, when she walks around, people say "It's too early for Halloween."

Oh and to top it all off...

Yo Momma so stupid and fat, when she sees a yellow bus full of white kids goin down the road, she said "Stop that Twinkee!"

Edited by Heyheyharold, 02 October 2012 - 01:04 PM.

[Chaotix]

Your momma is so dumb that she got fired from the M&M company for throwing away the W's!

[Auzzie Wingman]

Your mum is so fat, I poked her with a stick and she jiggled for hours.

[CUD]

Yo momma so many crumpets all over my face

pls halp