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[Caius Casshern Sins]

Hey Demise can you kill these two for so I can get the Wii U? You can ! Thanks. Demise stabs the two until you are in critical condition.

[Andy]

Fairies in bottles, sucker! After we are revived, I knock Demise on his back with a lightning charged vertical spin attack and then preform the epic lightning finishing blow straight to his forehead. I reclaim the Wii U, and I eject you from my secret base.

[StreetPassWanter]

After ptalecz stabbed my hologram, I went back to Andy's secret lair and we played Wii U happily every after. The end.

Edited by StreetPassWanter, 27 December 2011 - 09:11 AM.

[Caius Casshern Sins]

Well I see you killed my clone, I hope you enjoy a Nuclear Bomb that just went off. Oh no! The Wii U is in Kingdom Hearts now !

[StreetPassWanter]

(Why is it that there are so many clones, holograms, disguises, etc?)

Um, hello? I have a nuclear-proof vest that clearly says: "NUCLEAR-PROOF!!!" I also have a portal to Kingdom Hearts, so after I defeat Xehanort and Xemnas with the help of Sora and Riku, I collect the Wii U and play it all day long.

[Waller]

While all this cloning madness goes on, I make time a machine and skip to 2012, where I planned to buy a Wii U, but find out an apocaliptic world where there are dead bodies everywhere, most of them being Andy's. In the ground close to an Andy clone, I find a Wii U, stained with Blood and whatever else there is on it. I take it and go back to the present, where the great clone wars are still going on, and start playing New Super Mario Sunshine.

Edited by Wall Vader, 28 December 2011 - 01:10 AM.

[GeneralCraezy]

Okay, so I get a nuke, bomb you all and take the wii U I win. end of LOL

[StreetPassWanter]

*Gets the Wii U*

...

What? You expected something else?

[Blake]

I take the Wii U and I throw it into a lake destroying it because it was a prototype from 2010

Time to wait for the actual release date

(me evil)

[Alph]

Then, I kill you with my brand new Wii U from 2012 because of your evilness but....

[Blake]

Then I become a zombie risen from the dead and eat the Wii U and U.

Get it? Get it?

[Alph]

But then Pit and that guy from Resi kill you and ressurect me and my Wii U. But...

[Andy]

I hire the Hulk who proceeds to sling all of you around like rag-dolls, and then we take the Wii U to play Super Mario 4.

[Lord Pickleton]

I go to the far reaches of space and set Doomsday free to kill the Hulk and give me the Wii U. Then Doomsday and I start playing the Wii U to our hearts content.

[giggity3000]

I call Wesker to fight doom in a stupid song contest and while they are fighting I back hand Cerberuz and take the Wii U running off to the floating rubble on what used to be earth

Edited by giggity3000, 20 May 2012 - 05:15 AM.

[Andy]

But the I summon the mightiest warrior of all. Non-Specific Action Figure! Using his unspecified powers, he beats Doomsday, Wesker, and anyone else you fools hire to reclaim the Wii U. And due to his intense passion for all things Nintendo, he will never let anyone else other than the two of us have it! Muahahahaha!

[Guy Fieri]

But then the Non Specific Action Figure faces the only person who could possibly fight it and not lose, Reggie Fils-Aime. As the two duel you drop your Wii U in awe in this bizarre sight of man vs. action figure and I take the Wii U.

[YoshiGamer9]

then you see a flying sammich in the sky and then i tackle you down and steal the wii u, go on a helicopter and fly to Antarctica only to realize there is no electricity there i stay and play with the penguins

[Guy Fieri]

After a month of owning the Wii U, I surprise you and steal the Wii U, thinking you were safe.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Then as you were tying your shoe I snatched the Wii U and threw turtles at you while I was running away.