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[HaoSenVastForest]

Granted but you crash

I wish that I had a faster computer

[Transparent_lfe]

Granted, but was too fast for you and it ran away.

I wish for more wishes

[Joshua]

Granted, but every wish you make from now on becomes the opposite.


I wish for a turban.

[Waller]

Granted, but you got a nabrut

I wish... To... Know... THE TRUTH!

[Transparent_lfe]

granted, but the truth was too much to handle you decided to jump off a cliff

I wish i had no more wishes

[YoshiGamer9]

GRANTED but now you wish for something



i wish for the best game in the world

[Gruff]

Granted, but the cartridge melts.

I wish for an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from me, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so I can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, and has a working card slot.

Edited by GameCube, 23 February 2012 - 08:20 AM.

[Transparent_lfe]

granted, but when you finally found it, the 3ds was behind an impenetrable force field with a sticker that said, for display use only. Underneath that was a smiley face with the tongue sticking out and said "Hi GameCube"

I WISH I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH NO HATE

Edited by Transparent_lfe, 23 February 2012 - 10:18 AM.

[Gruff]

Granted, but now your over loved, for typing in all caps, to the point where it is too much to handle and you exploded into 89579457349739587354958739587398573985793857348957397394857398 pieces.

I wish for an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from me, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so I can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, has a working card slot, and isn't behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hi GameCube".

[Transparent_lfe]

Granted, but you got bored of it after a day and put it on ebay for a buy it now price of $34.50

I wish work was more like fun and fun was something even more incredible

[Microjack5]

Granted, but the new fun was jumping off a 63-story building and exploding into colorful fireworks on impact.

I wish for the user below me to make a wish.

[YoshiGamer9]

granted but that wish made you go boom



i wish for a wish that will not get ruined no matter what

[Transparent_lfe]

granted, so you sat in the middle of a room expecting something bad to happen which never did and it made you go crazy.

i wish i had a skeleton key

[Gruff]

Granted, but it's bones broke.

I wish for an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from me, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so I can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, has a working card slot, isn't behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hi GameCube", and doesn't get boring.

[ThePumpkinKing]

Granted but you sucked the fun out of the game. Your room will now be flooded with deadly neurotoxin.

I wish for a cheese pizza.

[Gruff]

Granted, but one the employees wasn't wearing a hair net so there is a bunch of hair in it.

I wish for an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from me, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so I can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, has a working card slot, isn't behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hi GameCube", doesn't get boring, and doesn't have me suck all the fun out of the game, filling my room with a deadly neurotoxin.

[Jakester897]

Granted. You get an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from you, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so you can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, has a working card slot, isn't behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hi GameCube", doesn't get boring, and doesn't have you suck all the fun out of the game, filling your room with a deadly neurotoxin, but it is behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hello, GameCube"

I wish I was a millionaire for the rest of my life.

Edited by Jakester897, 24 February 2012 - 06:46 PM.

[Gruff]

Granted, but you die the next day.

I wish for an invincible 3DS that can withstand blowing up, can reflect pee back to where it came from, doesn't become self aware, doesn't get taken from me, doesn't have broken buttons, has unlimited battery life, has a tacking device so I can find it if it is lost, has fully functional 3D, exist in an era where 3D exists, has a working card slot, isn't behind a impenetrable force field as a display model with a creepy smiley face under it that said "Hi GameCube" x2, doesn't get boring, and doesn't have me suck all the fun out of the game, filling my room with a deadly neurotoxin. (The change I made was I added a x2 after "Hi GameCube")

[Jakester897]

Granted, but you get fatal cancer from playing too much.

I wish I had a dog.

[aaron]

Granted, but it was dead and the owner shot you.

I wish I could write music.