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[Fiery]

Prelude

Spoiler

Once upon a time there was a prince named Rich100 and there was a princess named kirbylover. They did whatever they could to stop relevancy. Relevancy was bound to happen in this time, so they had a meeting to stop relevancy.

Rich100 : "Alright, we need plans to stop relevancy!"

kirbylover : "Memes that make no sense?'

Hari : "Gifs that are irrelevant?"

Rich100 : "I have a better plan."

Rich100 leaves the meeting and runs off on his spam horse and went to the King.

Rich 100 : My lord."

King : "What is it, Rich."

Rich100 : "OBAMA CARE, SLEEP, DIDDLE, DOO, POOTIS ,FART, HITLER ,GUMMY BEAR!"

King : "THAT IRRELEVANCY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. LEAVE NOW!"

Rich100 : "Where's our freedom of speech, bro. You gotta respect me, bro. Gosh, bro."

King : "Don't dare talk to me like that, I'M NOT YOUR FATHER."

Rich100 : "Give me the right to speak!"

King : " I will if....."

Rich100 : "If what?"

King : "If you kill all the trolls and spammers on the kingdom".

Rich100 : "Okay. I shall begin my adventure now."

Rich ventures forth to kill all the trolls, and his adventure begins.

Thank you soul for the idea.

Chapter 1 : http://thewiiu.com/t...er/#entry170471

Edited by Reggie Fils-Aime, 11 February 2013 - 08:37 PM.

[Soul]

You gotta give me credit on this one.

[Nollog]

Is this supposed to insult people or be funny or what?

[SoldMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

I loled

[Blake]

...inspired by Fire Emblem. xD

[Abcdude]

Thanks for ruining fire emblem for me.

[Alex Wolfers]

Prelude

Spoiler

Once upon a time there was a prince named Rich100 and there was a princess named kirbylover. They did whatever they could to stop relevancy. Relevancy was bound to happen in this time, so they had a meeting to stop relevancy.

Rich100 : "Alright, we need plans to stop relevancy!"

kirbylover : "Memes that make no sense?'

Hari : "Gifs that are irrelevant?"

Rich100 : "I have a better plan."

Rich100 leaves the meeting and runs off on his spam horse and went to the King.

Rich 100 : My lord."

King : "What is it, Rich."

Rich100 : "OBAMA CARE, SLEEP, DIDDLE, DOO, POOTIS ,FART, HITLER ,GUMMY BEAR!"

King : "THAT IRRELEVANCY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. LEAVE NOW!"

Rich100 : "Where's our freedom of speech, bro. You gotta respect me, bro. Gosh, bro."

King : "Don't dare talk to me like that, I'M NOT YOUR FATHER."

Rich100 : "Give me the right to speak!"

King : " I will if....."

Rich100 : "If what?"

King : "If you kill all the trolls and spammers on the kingdom".

Rich100 : "Okay. I shall begin my adventure now."

Rich ventures forth to kill all the trolls, and his adventure begins.

Thank you soul for the idea.

That convo will forever go down in history.

[Fiery]

Chapter 1 : License to Kill

Spoiler

King said "In order to begin your quest you will have to pass an initiation.

Rich jumped for joy and said "What drugs we testing?"

King did a facepalm so hard the ground shook.
"Not drugs. In order to do the initiation you will need an aquaintance."

Rich went off to find an aquaintance. All of his best picks were away, so he had to choose Hari.

When Rich entered Hari's house, Hari had a beer in his hand.

Hari said "Come on in." in a drunk manner.

"So um Hari, do you want to be my acquaintance on an adventure."

"What type of adventure?" said Hari in suspicion.

"An adventure where we kill all the trolls in the kingdom."

"Isn't that illegal?!" said Hari in shock.

"It is, but the King may make an exception"

"Are their any rewards?" said Hari.

"You get the privilege to speak freely with no consequences whatsoever."

"Alright, i'm in."

Hari and Rich enter the castle and Rich says "My King, I have an acquaintance."

"Good. Shall we start initiation?

"Yes." said the two.

"Okay. As you both know, murder is illegal. Therefore, I will be giving the two of you a license."

Hari interrupts and says "A license to drunk drive?"

King replies "Quit your foolishness, It's a license to kill trolls.”

"Anyways, before you get your licenses you need to decapitate a troll with an axe, as that is the initiation."

Hari and Rich grabbed the axe and decapitated one troll each.It was without a doubt, the most gruesome thing they ever say. After, the King gave them the licenses to murder trolls."

King said "Now that initiation is over you will perform your first task. Killing the troll named Titanic"

Hari and Rich ventured forth to find Titanic.

Edited by Reggie Fils-Aime, 11 February 2013 - 08:40 PM.

[Mitch]

If they are killing trolls wont they eventually kill NF/Geno/Ness/Reggie Fils-Aime?


Thatd be quite the plot twist... the spammers kill the troll author

[Fiery]

If they are killing trolls wont they eventually kill NF/Geno/Ness/Reggie Fils-Aime?


Thatd be quite the plot twist... the spammers kill the troll author

Thanks for ruining the story for everyone.