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[Waller]

I can live off nothing! Beat that!

[Andy]

I can live even when not living.

[Elric]

I am neither living or non living. Only eternal is my fate.

[Andy]

Does this hat make my butt look big?

[Elric]

Uh.....

[Andy]

I baked you a pie.

[Elric]

What kind?

[Waller]

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. (Yeah) Make life take the lemons back! (Yeah!) Get mad! (Yeah!) I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? (Yeah, take the lemons...)
Demand to see life's manager! (Yeah!) Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! (Oh, I like this guy) I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! (BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!)
(Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!)

Lol, he baked you a lemon pie, SDY.

[Andy]

It's pie flavor.

[Waller]

Lemon + grenade = lemonade

[Elric]

See, I usually go by two philosophies when life gives you lemons.

1. When life gives you lemons, shove the lemons in lifes eyes.
2. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice.

[Makar]

I have an idea, when life gives you lemons kindly ask life to take it's lemons back and if it wont, give your lemons to those less fortunate.

[Andy]

When life gives you lemons, give em to Makar.

[Hank Hill]

See, I usually go by two philosophies when life gives you lemons.

1. When life gives you lemons, shove the lemons in lifes eyes.
2. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice.

No, no, no. You have it all wrong.

When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your freaking lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give ME lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my scientists to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! ~coughcoughHACK~

[Waller]

When life gives you lemonades, trow em to Makar.

Fixed

[Andy]

When life gives you lemonades, shove em down Makar's pants.

fixed.

[Hank Hill]

That is messed up. xD

On Topic: I love hats. Do you love hats? I do. I collect them really. I can see you're wearing a hat. Do you want to see my hat?

[Waller]

Lol, I love being me.

Anyway, I'm going to stop using lemonades, they'll get boring.

[Andy]

Yeah. Limeaides are much more entertaining.

[Waller]

Limeaides? That's boring! Lemonades are better.