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[ThePumpkinKing]

THIS. SENTENCE. IS. FALSE.

[Waller]

Cool story bro.

I suck at making textures >.<

[Auzzie Wingman]

THIS IS A SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM BATTLE!

[Waller]

Ask parents what they would think of a system which not only imprisons innocent people (some of whom are terrified and suffer lifelong trauma as a result) for many years but then forces them to obey every whim of the warders, takes up their time with mind-numbing makework, leaving them almost no time for their own pursuits, and in some cases even force-feeds inmates, and so on. Thinking of vicious tyrants like Saddam Hussein, most will be incensed. They will rail against the brutality and immorality of such a system. Until you tell them that you were referring to our own dear school system. Then they will think that you are guilty of hyperbole, and that anyway, schoolchildren get nights and weekends out, unlike ‘real’ prisoners. Oh, well that's all right then! They are only imprisoned for five days out of seven. Super. And I suppose that the knowledge that they are to be locked up for five days a week for eleven years does not remotely affect them on the days when they are ‘free’? False. The psychological effects of school hang like a pall over children's lives, twisting their thinking and stunting their intellectual and psychological growth, whether it is a school day or not.

Super. School is clearly awesome.

[Auzzie Wingman]

I've been outspammed!

[Andy]

All hail the new king of spam!!!!!

[aaron]

Bleeep vooop shoop qwetyuiop?

[ThePumpkinKing]

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

[Elric]

*sigh*

Oh chemistry, right when I begin to understand you, you pull another trick out of your sleeve to shake me off the boat of understanding and into the ocean of confusing.

[Auzzie Wingman]

Ocean of confusion, sir, ocean of confusion.

[Andy]

[Xiombarg]

I used to be the dark lord of evil, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Elric]

I used to be the dark lord of evil, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I feel like I've heard this before.

[ThePumpkinKing]

My lord, Ganon and his minions have taken over the land of corridi!

[Andy]

Hmmmmm... How can we help?

[Waller]

I used to have a brain, then I took an arrow to the cerebral cortex.

Yes, cerebral cortex, not knee.

[Auzzie Wingman]

So... your brain is in your knee?

[Andy]

This is spam.

Edited by Andy, 12 December 2011 - 01:37 PM.

[ThePumpkinKing]

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[Waller]

So... your brain is in your knee?

Nope, my brain was in the arrow.