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[StreetPassWanter]

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

NO! YOU MESSED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[StreetPassWanter]

STOP IT! You know what? I'm skipping straight to the chorus.

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS! AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!

[Andy]

Now this is a story all about how,
I became a Pokemon trainer in Pallet Town.
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the Champion with no one to compare.

In North-West Pallet, born and raised,
Away from the tall grass is where I spent most of my days,
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
Dreaming of Pokeballs outside of the school,
When a couple of scientists, who were tryin' to do good,
Started doing research in my neighborhood,
I got one little Charmander, and Oak's Pokedex.
He said "Here's your first Pokemon, now go catch the rest."

I whistled for my neighbors and when they came near,
Gary's sister gave me a map, and my mom shed a tear.
If anything I could say that this would be hard.
But I thought nah, forget it, time to fill this Trainer Card.

I got up to the Plateau, badges seven or eight,
Beat the Elite Four, but they said I was late.
Defeated the Champion, and registered my name.
To sit on my throne, and reap all the fame.

[Hamez]

[SleepyGuyy]

Keep calm


and wear a fez.

[Andy]

If Joey mentions his top-percentage Rattata

[Hamez]

[Elric]

Oh great, pony spam.

[Andy]

Than lets balance it out with some Pokespam!

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Pika Pika Pikachu

[Andy]

[Hamez]

How about ponified pokemon?

[Andy]

How about ponified pokemon?

[WisdomPowerCourage]

How about ponified pokemon?

Why didn't you just use a picture of Ponyta? Oh well, FERALIGATOR USE HYPER BEAM! IM A FIREN MA LAZER!

[Andy]

What if I told you, that Pikachu always refers to Ash as "Pika-Pi"?

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Wait your telling me that the main characters name isn't Pika Pi!

[Andy]

[Xiombarg]

Pika....Pikachu user your lightin... thunder smash!!!

[Hamez]

Pika....Pikachu user your lightin... thunder smash!!!