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#881 StreetPassWanter

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 08:24 AM

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong


NO! YOU MESSED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
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#882 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:44 AM

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#883 StreetPassWanter

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 12:07 PM

STOP IT! You know what? I'm skipping straight to the chorus.

IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS! AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN!
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#884 Andy

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 04:29 PM

Now this is a story all about how,
I became a Pokemon trainer in Pallet Town.
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the Champion with no one to compare.

In North-West Pallet, born and raised,
Away from the tall grass is where I spent most of my days,
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
Dreaming of Pokeballs outside of the school,
When a couple of scientists, who were tryin' to do good,
Started doing research in my neighborhood,
I got one little Charmander, and Oak's Pokedex.
He said "Here's your first Pokemon, now go catch the rest."

I whistled for my neighbors and when they came near,
Gary's sister gave me a map, and my mom shed a tear.
If anything I could say that this would be hard.
But I thought nah, forget it, time to fill this Trainer Card.

I got up to the Plateau, badges seven or eight,
Beat the Elite Four, but they said I was late.
Defeated the Champion, and registered my name.
To sit on my throne, and reap all the fame.
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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:06 PM

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#886 SleepyGuyy

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 07:31 AM

Keep calm


and wear a fez.
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#887 Andy

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 07:21 PM

If Joey mentions his top-percentage Rattata
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#888 Hamez

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 09:41 AM

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#889 Elric

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 09:52 AM

Oh great, pony spam.

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#890 Andy

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 04:04 PM

Than lets balance it out with some Pokespam!
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#891 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 04:13 PM

Pika Pika Pikachu

#892 Andy

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 05:22 PM

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#893 Hamez

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 05:23 PM

How about ponified pokemon?
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#894 Andy

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 05:51 PM

How about ponified pokemon?
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#895 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 05:55 PM

How about ponified pokemon?
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Why didn't you just use a picture of Ponyta? Oh well, FERALIGATOR USE HYPER BEAM! IM A FIREN MA LAZER!

#896 Andy

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:03 PM

What if I told you, that Pikachu always refers to Ash as "Pika-Pi"?
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#897 WisdomPowerCourage

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:05 PM

Wait your telling me that the main characters name isn't Pika Pi!

#898 Andy

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 06:15 PM

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 09:34 AM

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Pika....Pikachu user your lightin... thunder smash!!!

#900 Hamez

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 10:11 AM

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