55 replies to this topic

[aaron]

Go outside with your fedora on.

[Trash Waifu]

you have an account on wuf

 

you're already undesirable 

[CUD]

Go outside with your fedora on.

 

This is very good advice. Gets the ladies every time. Just remember to tip the fedora at them and bam! You've got them under your spell.

[aaron]

Hold a picture of a hideous personn

Spoiler

saturn probably

next to you to look better.

Edited by Forum Treasure, 06 December 2014 - 07:56 PM.

[BrosBeforeGardenTools]

you have an account on wuf
 
you're already undesirable

Contrary to popular belief, women do care about the size of one's post count. Don't let Rainbow fool ya.

[aaron]

Contrary to popular belief, women do care about the size of one's post count. Don't let Rainbow fool ya.

it's not the mass that counts, it's the quality

[Trash Waifu]

Contrary to popular belief, women do care about the size of one's post count. Don't let Rainbow fool ya.

 

youve caught me

 

i secretly love you

 

porhorse marry me

[BrosBeforeGardenTools]

youve caught me
 
i secretly love you
 
porhorse marry me

You'll have to teach me how to date first.

[Fiery]

just find someone that's blind, deaf, and desperate as f*** and you'll easily get dates

[Mitch]

You've already got a pretty sick beard...all you need is a suit and you can go to the mall and have people sit on your lap. It might not necessarily be the most conventional way of hooking up,but a decent way to get some level of action.

[aaron]

just find someone that's blind, deaf, and desperate as f*** and you'll easily get dates

hellen keller

[Raiden]

[Mewbot]

I'm gonna post serious advice because I always do the opposite of what people do on these forums.

 

1. Make yourself more available, find and join yoga classes, or a group sport (with some girls!). Basically, get out of your house and around places with girls.

 

2. Next, start a conversation with a girl. Notice something nice about her clothing, or talk about a common interest. If you start out the conversation with some light flirting then she's less likely to place you in the friend zone.

 

3. Don't be too pushy, go at her pace. At the moment a girl I'm talking to says she's too emotionally distraught to date again after her last relationship for two more months, so end of January I'll go in for the kill. If she wants to be friends first then let that happen, but stay a little flirty to let her know you want her in your pants.

 

4. Bring up common interests and ask if she'd like to go with you to them. I'm going with her to a Foo Fighters concert, and today went to a movie with her. We're basically going out and she doesn't even know it. 

 

5. If she doesn't like you, don't worry about it. It's not your fault she doesn't like wuf members. It's okay to stalk her on Facebook after a rejection. And don't feel ashamed after a session over her photos, after all, she put them up there for the world to see. At this point it's maybe a good idea to watch her from a distance. Wait for the perfect moment to kidnap her, perhaps when she's drunk or alone. Once you've kidnapped her, there's no shame in knocking her out to shut her up. Perhaps take her to a fancy restaurant, be sure to tie her to the chair! Use chains, not rope, though, because knives are surprisingly good at cutting rope. Wear a mask to your date to make you more romantic and mysterious. A bonus effect of the mask is that it won't make things weird the next time you see her (probably in court).

 

 

6. Last of all, BE YOURSELF. I can't stress that enough. Except, maybe don't tell her about your membership of the wuf because that's weird man.

[KeptMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

Ep0na showing why kids shouldn't give advice on dating. All garbage except for 5.

 

 

Also I like how you casually mentioned the fact you're about to get it in with that girl. Very casual, great humblebrag, 10/10.

[Mewbot]

Ep0na showing why kids shouldn't give advice on dating. All garbage except for 5.

 

 

Also I like how you casually mentioned the fact you're about to get it in with that girl. Very casual, great humblebrag, 10/10.

Thank you sir.

I agree that it's all garbage for someone from these forums, but, perchance someone from the real world hears my advice they may find some use in everything except 5.

 

Hehe humblebrag I'm sorry. She's just amazing and omg I can't.

[KeptMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

Okay, now you're just straight up bragging man lol

[grahamf]

One thing I think might help is to have some form of token of your interests so that you are a bit more approachable by others who share the same interests, or it can act as a launch pad into talking a bit about subjects you're enthusiastic and comfortable talking about. I have a couple shirts with the Hyrule crest which sometimes gets remarked on (but I'm fat and uninterested at the moment), and for Christmas last year I gave my stepbrother a pokemon badge set which he gets lots of attention for.

Edited by grahamf, 07 December 2014 - 01:21 PM.

[Atticus]

Except, maybe don't tell her about your membership of the wuf because that's weird man.

 

That's actually what I open with.

[Mewbot]

That's actually what I open with.

May God have mercy on your soul.

[KeptMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

That's actually what I open with.

Does this work or you? I've been considering using it, but i don't want to brag.