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[Joshua]

Granted, but now they are hungry and are on your front lawn.


I wish for a haircut.

[HaoSenVastForest]

Sure but I replaced your hair with potato's.

I wish Xbox Live was free.

[Waller]

Granted, but now you have ads in-between games.

THE HORROR!

I wish I didn't have to sleep. Ever.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but you still have a bed time, and it's at 8:30

I wish that the Wii U controller in my signature could come out of the screen and be real.

[Kirby]

Granted, but you dropped it on the floor and it was destroyed.

I wish for an invicible lamborghini that couldnt be stolen or lost.

[CUD]

Granted, but my wish is that your Lamborghini isn't invincible and is both stolen and lost.

[Tom]

Granted, but the thief who stole and/or lost the Lamborghini felt remorseful, and returned it poste haste.

I wish the WiiU would would come out sooner.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but since they rushed the system at your surprise when you open the box it's a piece of cardboard with a picture of a walrus on it.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

[Reaper Pin]

Granted but since they rushed the system at your surprise when you open the box it's a piece of cardboard with a picture of a walrus on it.

I wish that Pokemon were real.

Granted, but you get a violent Charizard that wants to eat you

I wish I could own a 3DS with all the good games

[Joshua]

Granted, but it's an original, release date 3DS that is currently lacking certain features.


I wish for turtle doves.

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted but there only angry snapping turtles with wings.

I wish that I had a bucket of fried chicken.

[YoshiGamer9]

granted but when you opened the bucket it was filled with live chicken

i wish the yoshi in my signature was real and my pet and invincible

[WisdomPowerCourage]

Granted, but all he does is make non stop incredibly loud screeching noises.

I wish that Nintendo would reveal a new Metroid game for Wii U.

[Tom]

Granted, but it's just a remake.

I wish Nintendo would slow down on the remakes.

[Joshua]

Granted so now they make one remake every 50 years.

I wish for a faster processor.

[Hamez]

Granted, but now your computer shuts down ever 20 minutes due to overheating.

I wish Nintendo gave me a job.

[Joshua]

Granted, as the janitor of Reggie's toilet.


I wish for seventeen bottles of prune pop.

[Guy Fieri]

Granted, but when you opened them they fizzed out all over the floor.

I wish that Nintendo would announce the Wii U release date and launch titles already.

[Andy]

Granted, but it's coming out on February 29, 2013.

I wish I my dad could find a job.

[Hamez]

Granted, but it's for Microsoft.

I wish I had a better download speed.