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[Stitches]

Seems relatively harmless to me. I'm not offended.

[Goom]

I'm not gay, but man this video!

Spoiler

Edited by Goomba, 27 February 2013 - 07:56 PM.

[Xiombarg]

Yeah... This thread is pretty much in bad taste now.

[Klobb]

Feld0!

Edited by Ban Vader From England, 28 February 2013 - 12:01 AM.

[Xiombarg]

Today I shall blow your mind with the amazing connections between the Girl Scouts and the resurrection of an ancient Aztec cult.

As you all may or may not know, the girl scouts is a group of females who sell popular items, such as peanut butter crisps and other stuff. But the group is much more sinister in their intents. From the beginning, they have been in cahoots with the boy scouts as well, but the boy scouts were just a fake publicity stunt for old white politicians.

So, let us begin. The girl scouts (girl guides) were founded on the date March 12, 1912, which translates to 3+12+1912, which if added correctly follows this sequence:

3+3+10+3

6+4

=10

Now, the tenth letter in the boy scouts of america is A (of does not count as the acronym is BSA). A is the first letter of the alphabet and also the first vowel. Now, Aztec also starts with A, Here's where it gets crazy, the BSofA is 5 letters, equaling the same amount of letters as Aztec. This shows our first connection.

Now it's time for our next connection. The founder of the girl scouts is Juliette Gordon Low or "Daisy". A Daisy is a type of flower and if you didn't know, the Aztec gods not only accepted blood sacrifices but also flowers and fruit.

Now for another connection, Juliette was born on October 31,1860, Halloween. Halloween falls right before the Mexican holiday Día de Muertos, signifying that the dead would come back after the beginning.

Juliette died on January 17, 1927, which happened to be the same day that Charlie Chaplin had to pay his wife a $4000 alimony while he also was charged $1,073,721.47 for avoiding taxes. I will do some math here...

The value winds up equaling 1.2.1.2

Which is looks an awful lot like 2112, which so happens to be the name of a Rush album. If you take the 2nd letter from Rush you get U. The second letter in cub scouts and Juliette, is U as well. If you take the second letter from the Aztec god Huehueteotl, you get "U", this U connects them all. If you did not know, Huehueteotl happens to be Xiuhtecuhtli, whose elements are fire and blood.

Blood is what the leaders of the boy and girl scouts are after and they wish to bring their Aztec gods back upon our earth.




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[Occult Satanist]

Whatever will we do about this [/sarcasm]

[Big Boss]

Oh crap you're totally right! :0

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[Portal]

We're all gonna die!

[Chaos]

I'm glad I quit boy scouts early then.

[Alex Wolfers]

Edited by Saturn, 28 February 2013 - 08:40 AM.

[Goom]

[Fiery]

And you had to choose one game to play for eternity in the afterlife, which game would you choose?

[Goom]

Pokemon X. You can never really finish a Pokemon game.

[Alex Wolfers]

SSB4 for Wii U if I had to pick one.

[Fiery]

Also, if you're gonna choose a game... Please remember that you can't use online features if the game includes them.

[Alex Wolfers]

Talk about or post pictures of odd possesions of yours. Keep it appropriate nothing naughty.

[Goom]

Wow, there are so many ways this thread can go wrong.

[Fiery]

nothing naughty.

[Alex Wolfers]

I honestly did not know that Jack Ruby was a musician until I found this photo that my dad owned.

[Expansion Pak]

Also, if you're gonna choose a game... Please remember that you can't use online features if the game includes them.

Welp I guess Black Ops 2 is out the window...