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[ThePumpkinKing]

DOOPLISS will steal your body!

[Gruff]

OMG! this place is heaven! Because I love to spam!

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[Tipzil]

Chapter 1
*Navi is flying back from the Deku Tree to get Mitch, who has been summoned by him. She arrives at his house to find him sleeping in the corner with a jar over his head*
Navi: Miiiiiiitch! Miiiiiiiitch!!
Mitch: What?!
Navi: The Deku Tree wants youuu....
Mitch: **** that
Navi: He might have a prize for you....
Mitch: Ooo a prize!!
*Mitch got up and started sprinting to the Deku Tree, but was stopped by Mido*
Mido: You can't go past here without a weapon and shield!
Mitch: I don't need one...
Mido: Yeah! Cause theres those plants that will come out and go HUATRAG.
Mitch: Oh noez!!
*Mitch, easily persuaded yet again, went to the shop to get something for a weapon and a shield.*
Mitch: Bah, they have nothing here... I'm going to go around back and see what I can get for free.
*They went around back to see what they could find. There was a hose and a sign saying "DONT TAKE THE HOSE!"
Mitch: Most excellent.
*Mitch ripped the sign out of the ground, picked up the hose, and went back to Mido*
Mitch: Hey, banana-face! I got my weapon and shield.
Mido: What the hell?! That doesn't count! You couldn't hurt any thing with--
*Mido's face was then greeted with the metal tip of a hose*
Navi: What do you think you're doing!?
Mitch: Beatin' stuff
Navi: Oh, that does it! I'm reporting you to--
*Out of nowhere, Luis the Hungry Fairy-Eating Monster came out and gulped down Navi, then returned to his hole.*
Mitch: How handy.
*Mitch then started walking towards the tree, slaying Deku plants with his hose, when he came upon one that had a foot sticking out of it's mouth*
Mitch: Ooo, fresh meat!
*Mitch started wailing on the plant, which soon died and dropped something that looked like a person. Mitch picked it up to be greeted with a screen*
You got the wfz! Now you can hear what it wants to say by pressing C^, but no one really ever seems to care. And if it misbehaves, you can use your Hose to beat it with.
Wfz: Whew, thanks for saving me! I'm going home now...
Mitch: Oh no you don't! You're coming with me to the Deku Tree.
Wfz: Erm, OK....
*The two *mighty warriors* walked up into the tree*
Deku Tree: WHAT THE **** TOOK YOU silly ponyS SO LONG?! HERE I AM DIEING AND YOU'RE GOING AROUND BEATING RANDOM PEOPLE WITH A HOSE?! I AM YOU'RE GOD! BOW TO ME! BOW!!! IF I SEE ANY MORE OF THIS **** THERE WILL BE JUSTICE SERVED! I WILL RIP YOUR EYES OUT, PAINT THEM LIKE A TWINKIE, AND DANGLE THEM IN FRONT OF A HUNGRY FAT MAN. THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING! IT WON'T BE YOU, CAUSE I'M GONNA RIP YOU'RE ****ING LUNGS OUT YOU PILES OF UGLY HORSE ****! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! SUPERMAN AND WONDERWOMEN?! WELL YOU AREN'T, SO YOU HAVE BETTER DAMN WELL DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO OR ELSE THE FAT MAN WILL BE EATING DINNER SOONER THAN YOU THINK! AND WHERE THE **** IS NAVI!? YOU GUYS ARE LIKE USELESS PILES OF DOG ****! NOW GET INSIDE ME AND GRAB MY JEWEL!
*Wfz starts giggling*
Deku Tree: DO YOU FIND SOMETHING FUNNY, BOY?!
Wfz: No ma'm.
*Mitch and wfz walk into the tree, not knowing the horror that will await
*When Mitch and wfz got inside the Great Deku tree, the first thing they noticed was that there was a treasure chest at the top waiting for someone to open it*
Wfz: That’s strange…why would there be a treasure chest inside a tree? Who else has been in here? And it’s all hollow in here….how strange.
Mitch: I didn’t tell you to talk! You only talk when I press C^ banana!
*Mitch starts to beat wfz with hose but soon realize they are not alone in the tree so he stops to listen. Then a huge Deku Baba comes up out of the ground and tries to bite them*
Mitch: Whoa! That was close. Hehe, taste my furry stupid plant!
*Then all of a sudden the hose gets turned on and sprays the Deku Baba, making it grow 3 times it’s first size.*
Wfz: Oh……..my………….God……RUN!!!!

Edited by Swordmaster229, 15 January 2012 - 11:58 PM.

[Waller]

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[ThePumpkinKing]

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[Waller]

OMG! SO MANY ExpressionS OF EMOTION IN JUST ONE POST!!!!!!!!

[ThePumpkinKing]

OMG ALL CAPITALIZATION EXCEPT FOR ONLY TWO LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Waller]

OMG! YOU JUST MADE ME NOTICE THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE UNCAPITALIZED LETTER IN THAT POST!!!

[chris112]

...I fail at spamming.

[Waller]

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[Andy]

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[ThePumpkinKing]

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[HaoSenVastForest]

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[ThePumpkinKing]

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[Garolymar]

This child is Spam taking human form.

[HaoSenVastForest]

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