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#1 Dough

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:19 PM

Dont take this too seiously but I personally dont like cats, you may be asking WHY?! so here's why:
-They like your for your food
-Over-rated everywhere
-They got no feelings
-They think they are the masters
-When I try to give them food they indiscriminatorily look at me for a sec and then they run like little mother dogs
-They like to mess with my garbage
-My room smells like cat piss because cats like to piss next to my window's room
-They steal my dogs' food and my dogs give a crap because those cats are bigger than my dogs
-Sometimes if the door or window is open they come in and steal my food, I remember those bastards almost ate my christmass dinner
-They dont let me sleep or unconfort me at night when they moan like a midget, they sound incredibly human

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#2 Fiery

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:20 PM

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By the way, Noona isn't gonna be so happy about this thread.

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#3 meitantei_conan

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:24 PM

HATERS GANNA HATE! CATS FO LIFE!

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:27 PM

The thread made my kitty sad....

Posted ImageBTW how could someone hate this?

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#5 Joshua

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:38 PM

Am I the only one who is eager to see Noona's reaction to this?

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#6 Mignaga

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:40 PM

:|

Well.


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#7 Big Boss

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:41 PM

I don't hate cats, but I'd definitely take a dog over one any day.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:43 PM

Hmmm..... hmmmmmmmmm....

To end my post with an "okay" or to list the 37 different reasons why I dislike dogs? Decisions decisions.

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#9 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:44 PM

:|

Well.



Bring Miss Noona here.

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#10 MiyamotosMom

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:44 PM

I hate memes, and cats are used in a lot of memes. So therefore I hate many cats as well.

#11 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:46 PM

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#12 Occult Satanist

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

Ok you may not like cats but did you really need to make a topic about it i mean this sounds to me like an attempt to make members like noona mad

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#13 CUD

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

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Dogs are, and will forever be, man's best friend.

This statement is false. The previous statement is true.

RIP in peace Nintendo.

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#14 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

Ok you may not like cats but did you really need to make a topic about it i mean this sounds to me like an attempt to make members like noona mad

Agree. It seems like a troll thread.

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#15 MiyamotosMom

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

He's just discussing his dislike for cats. Nothing wrong with that.

#16 Zinix

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

I laughed out loud.

“Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of man, that state is obsolete.”— Rod Serling, “The Twilight Zone” The Obsolete Man

Smoke meth. Hail Satan. Watch the yearly Twilight Zone marathons. Talk to dead people. Everyone is gay. Ignore people. Live life to the fullest.


#17 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:52 PM

Dogs are, and will forever be, man's best friend.

My little Fonzo is mine and he is a kitty.

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#18 Occult Satanist

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:52 PM

Oh well it's all an opinion, oh and BTW every animal/ living thing has emotion

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#19 Alex Wolfers

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

Oh well it's all an opinion, oh and BTW every animal/ living thing has emotion

Exactly. Kitties need wuv too.

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#20 MiyamotosMom

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

Oh well it's all an opinion, oh and BTW every animal/ living thing has emotion


No one said cats have no emotion. Sadly that emotion they have is only MURDEROUS ANGER





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