nintendo3DS

A little to much of this

and not enough of this

yeah i sure was

nintendo3ds has a lot of good games

Wii U > Wii when it comes to everything except sales.

Smash is the best game to grace any system this century. When God created the earth, he actually spent the seventh day collaborating with Nintendo in the creation of smash, and only claimed to be resting because of Nintendo's nondisclosure policy. Smash, upon release will cure erectile dysfunction and will be the eventual cure to cancer, ebola, ALS and every other serious disease and sickness known to earth. It will end world hunger, and create world peace, as all the world's greatest leaders will settle their disputes in smash. The world shall become a utopia. Every city on the planet earth shall erect statues of the glorious Masahiro Sakurai. Every town of our leader, Satoru Iwata. Every village and smaller of a different smash character. There shall be no more global warming. No one will need to get in their cars to go anywhere, they'll be sitting at home playing smash. The only factories humanity shall deem necessary are those that make Wii U paraphernalia. Factories that make Smash shall not be referred to by that name, but rather be known as temples. They will be blessed by God, and therefore only official employees of Nintendo shall be allowed to enter. Early on in history, this was Sony and Microsoft's downfall. Their higher-ups could not understand the beauty, could not see the light, and attempted to raid a holy temple. They were incinerated by holy fire the moment they set foot in the temple. Any Sony drones or Xbots left realized smash's glory in this moment and threw their inferior hardware into the provided Xbox and Playstation incinerators.

Smash secretly holds the blueprints to the perfect machine for space travel, and through it we will be able to travel throughout the universe and discover all the other planets that contain life. Once there, we shall introduce smash to these lifeforms also, and peace and prosperity shall flourish everywhere the game is taken. Droughts will end, as the beauty of smash will make God cry, and his tears will mean instant and perfect growth for failing crops. Once all of the universe has been explored, based nintendo will release a DLC pack allowing you to use smash as a teleporter to any other smash holder in the universe. Each and every planet's race will be allowed to travel to each other's homeworld. This DLC pack shall cost only $5. There shall be no fighting or conflict, for we shall all have smash in common. When the year reaches 20XX and the greatest smashers on earth have reached total enlightenment of smash, finishing games in a matter of milliseconds, and using only their minds  to move their characters, the universe shall slowly cease to exist, humanity and all other races shall slowly be raptured through their TV's into heaven, where there is no need to eat, sleep, or even have sex, for there shall be smash.

And though time has ended and every soul has ceased to exist, there shall be one thing, and one thing alone that stays constant within the empty universe.

Smash.

But yeah, I hear Pokemon is a pretty great game, so you should probably get that.

I am sure he is just curious as to what others would do in his situation... peer pressure is a wonderful thing.

YOU WILL GET SMASH U, YOU WILL GET SMASH U