Why hasn't anyone asked any other questions in a week?
I don't know I'm not that big of a cook, but I find cooking videos somewhat mesmerizing... Why is that?
I'm kind of fascinated in the process of cooking for some reason, maybe it is because I admire people who can actually cook. Should I make dangos?
As long as you give one to me. If you had to choose between being a human and a dragon, which would you choose?
Depends on what kind of dragon you are talking about. Do you secretly want to be a fox?
It would be an interesting experience, but being a human is pretty great. Are you gold colored?
No. If so, could I sell you as gold?
No. Are you related in any way to the Golden Witch?
No. You have $5. What do you do with them?
Probably save it. You have $100,000. What do you do with them?
Put it in savings. You have $1,000,000. You can't invest it or donate it. What do you do with them?
Spend it on some ridiculous item that I don't actually need. Do you like your face?
For the most part. Do you like your voice?
Yes. Not my singing voice though. Do you like your hair?
Yes. Do you like your name?
I do. Do you like your internet name?
Oh yes, very much so. Do you want to go to the beach?
I would like to go again soon. It was really nice last time I went. Do you want to go to the desert?
I am going to one next week. Do you want to go to the forest?
Yes, I might go to one tomorrow, while I go on a walk. Do you want to go to a place with snow?
I live there. Where do you want to go?
AI don't really know. I'm indecisive. CCEL WORLD!Do you want to do IT?
I don't know what you mean by "it"How are you feeling?
I'm feeling well, but I'm kind of exhausted. Too much stuff to do. So little time to sleep. Do question sprees annoy you?
No, I am actually really happy that you asked me questions. I don't want this thread to die. Thoughts on Sword Art Online not ending?
It will be cool, I would like to see some more of it, as I didn't think the "ending" was fitting. Thoughts on the opening and ending of SAO?
Pretty catchy. I like the opening more though. Thoughts on the new opening and ending of SAO?
I haven't seen it yet. If given the chance, would you eat armadillo?
Sure, why not. How about spiders?
Sure, I am adventurous. How about cow tongue?
Sure. How about ultra-fresh (Read: Raw) octopus?
Sure, I have already eaten sushi, so I don't see why I can't eat it raw. The tentacles might freak me out a little bit though. How about live octopus?
I would feel bad eating a animal alive. I would feel really guilty, no matter what kind of animal it was. How about live shrimp?
It wouldn't matter what kind of animal it was, I would really feel guilty eating an animal alive. How about a still-beating frog hearth?
Sure, since the frog itself is dead. How about turtle?
If it was dead. Would you eat this?Sure. I like new things. How about my cooking?
It depends on what you are cooking and how good of a cook you are. What would you respond if someone from this forum confessed her love for you?
I would probably chuckle. Is asking for marriage to a random dude on Omegle considered being unfaithful?
Lol, I suppose. Are you awesome?
Yes, yes I am. What's your favorite movie?
Oh, see I have a list that changes every time I see a movie that is better that is on the list. Right now my favorite movie is Donnie Darko, but I'm sure that will change. How do you pronounce "Fanta"?
Fon- tahWhat are the perks of becoming a Wizard?
You have abilities a normal mortal would not be able to perform. You can baffle mortals with your amazing powers and knowledge. Why do we fall?
It is only human nature for us to fall. Mortals are prone to mistakes, it is just the nature of them. It doesn't mean you can't get up when you fall down though.What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Well, from looking on how evolution works, I would say a chicken came first. Let's look at ancient amphibians for a second. When amphibians came around, they had barely developed legs. Over a long period of time they went through a series of changes and became the amphibians that we know them today. I think the same thing happened with the Chicken, it wasn't a chicken at first until over time it changed and adapted to its habitat. Once it was a Chicken, it could finally lay eggs to produce more chickens. Because there has to be a Chicken to lay a egg. I suppose the ancestor of the Chicken came from a egg though. I guess it could go either way if you think about it really hard like I am.
Have you seen the Avengers?
I have. It was actually pretty good. Do you own a television?
I do, I have one in my room. Although I don't really watch tv anymore strangely. Have you ever been incarcerated?
No. How long have you been a wizard?
As long as I can remember. What's your favorite song?
No such thing by John Mayer. I adore that song. What's your favorite country?
United States, because that is the only country I have been to. Are you French?
No. Have you ever spammed?
I think I have once by accident on my first forum that I ever joined. Have you ever trolled?
I've probably attempted. Have you ever hacked?
No. What's your weapon of choice?
Logic. Is Auzzie awesome?
Yes. Can you define what it means to be awesome?
You can't really define it in words. You just know when someone is awesome. Although awesome is a matter of opinion. Would you buy me a piece of cake?
Sure. Would you accept cake that was made by me?
Depends on if it had icing or not on it. I hate icing. Would you fake you enjoyed it?
Probably, just to be polite. Is your underwear gold colored?
Of course it is. That is the only color I have. May I be in the presence of the Lord Elric?
The Golden Albino Wizard welcomes you to his domain. Feel free to ask more questions, as he will be eager to answer them once he gets a chance. So, I put my pants around my waist like a sweater. Did I do it right?
I think so. You did it better than most people, Auzzie.
Would you care to join me for a close-but-not-really-romantic evening skinning fish?
I'm sure Auzzie would be delighted to go with you.