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[Julio93]

Isn't the last topic the same thing but saying it differently?

[SoldMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

Mine is the Toon Link machine. 

 

Exclusive titles:

 

Toon link finds: a penny!

 

Toon link finds 2: a dollar!

 

Toon link eats a steak.

 

Toon link spends too much time on the forums!

 

And for the best exclusive: Toon Link watches tv!

 

Coming to you in 2015 for the low price of $119283912731802937280371280371238713208712871293871289237089!!

 

 

(these aren't real specs)

Specs:intel i1 21k, nvidia gtx 1, 1 megabite of ram.

 

AND IT'S SHINY

 

Urrrgggg why did it have to be shiny, sorry dude but that's a big put off for me............

[dante👌]

Urrrgggg why did it have to be shiny, sorry dude but that's a big put off for me............

Since we have seen the fans complain enough. We have decided to make it extra glossy just like you wanted!

[SoldMyWiiUAndLeftTheForums]

Since we have seen the fans complain enough. We have decided to make it extra glossy just like you wanted!

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ireally tried to comit to that, but eh!

[dante👌]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ireally tried to comit to that, but eh!

Okay it will be Matte, but the make the price $2937218947243482398472348923748234728040623874623874962983476234872634872634872364238746287462384623874263847236487348232874628746287346287346287346238473. Also the games will be $121212121212121212 each

[Robotic Sunshine Commander]

The Sega Evolution.

Exclusive Games-

Sonic Adventure 3

Virtua Cop

Virtua Fighter

House of The Dead

Warhammer

Company of Heroes

Crazy Taxi

Puyo Puyo

Samba De Amigo

Shenmue

Jet Grind Radio

Alex Kidd

Billy Hatcher

[BanjoKazooie]

The Bethesda Entertainment Device
CPU- i-7
GPU-Nvidia GTX 670 w/ 2 GB on chip RAM
RAM- 12 GB DDR5 non volatile RAM
2 TB hard drive
50GB flash drive
Blu Ray 50 Gigabit disk drive
Exclusives:
- Elder Scrolls 6: Summerset Isles
- Fallout 4, with a story mode like 3's and an MMO mode as well
- Elder Scrolls online
- Prey 2
- Dishonored 2
- Rage 2
- Elder Scrolls Morrowind HD remastered edition
- Wolfenstein
- Doom HD collection
- Doom 4
- Space Scrolls ( futuristic Elder scrolls spin off)
System price- 1499.99 USD or if you order 3 exclusives with system 499.99 USD plus game costs.

[Tom]

Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony join forces to have a monopoly on the console gaming market. (The Ouya is just an Android phone you can't take with you, lesbehonest.)

 

And they unveil...

 

The Mitendony Consolebox.

 

It plays games.
It has a DVR.

 

i7 4990x (X for EXTREEEME)

HDMI 2.0 (4k output at 60fps? Yespls)

16GB RAM (The DDR3 1600 variety)

512GB SSD storage (Expandable)

GTX Titan (6GB of VRAM bby)

Flash cartridge-based storage for games (SATA III-based slot, I'll take theoretical 760MB/s reads over theoretical 4.5MB/s reads any day)

No DRM.

Steambox Compatible

 

 

 

Price: $̨̤̹͚͍̞̲̫̫̮̗͎̹̾͋ͥ̈́̈̆ͥ̾̇̐ͤ̐̑͌͌ͨͤ̿ͧ͢N̶̢̡̹͕̮͉̗͖̮̖̙̪̜͍̼͙̟͔̺̻̎̒͊̈́̆̓ͮ͋̈̕ͅą̩̲̱̮̘͇̘̼̝͕̰͈̙͍͉̬̞͉̞̃̉̊ͭ̽ͧ͗̀N̷̷̢͉̪̖͈̭̏ͬͩ̐̒̈́̔ͅ.̶̧̙̥̤͇̲̝̦͈͙͓̟̬̬̘̰͌̾̿̌̿̏͞ͅͅN̷̷̶͉͖̼̖̱̋̔ͧ͒̈́̚ͅa̛͆́̃̍ͧͣͦͨ͛͆͊̽̾ͣ̃ͮ̍̚͜҉̛̜̟̹͇͚̙͓̣̤̪̩̤͚̹̲̤N̵̡̧̰̲̯̱͚̟̘͙̰͔̣̄ͪͭͨ̈́̅ͦ͘

 

 

Basically it's a computer with a proprietary OS.

 

Launch games:

 

Battletoads: Reloaded

Superman 64 2: Electric Boogaloo

Half-Life 3

Shenmue 3

Shenmue Trilogy HD

The Sims 4 + Pets

Pokemon: The One to End It All

Solitaire

3D Space Pinball 2: The Killer of Zen Pinball

Google Chrome

Edited by Tom, 20 June 2013 - 06:57 AM.

[BanjoKazooie]

The point of this thread is to post an embarrassing name for me to change to. I want something that fits my forum personality! Make it as terrible as can be! Have fun! I will use the name for a month! ( in 2 days I will update this thread with a poll an you can vote for the most embarrassing name for me)
PS. The name can't be against forum rules obviously!

Edited by Mournblade, 31 August 2013 - 08:44 PM.

[Tom]

[MLG]SonyFanboy420

[BrosBeforeGardenTools]

XBox1Rocker

[Blake]

poop

[Hank Hill]

Nicki Minaj

[Soul]

BelieberDirectioner
 

[dante👌]

#girlgamer4lyfe

[Doc]

#mlg360noscopeyyyyoloswag

Edited by Pikmin Pie, 20 June 2013 - 12:10 PM.

[YoshiGamer9]

XxCoDrulezMicro$0ft4lifenintendosuxX

[White Trite Chronicles]

NintendoFanboy

[My Body is Ready]

My Body is Ready

[Gruff]

Britney Spears Constipated Baby

Edited by Villager, 20 June 2013 - 01:10 PM.